Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Collowrath]

Yanueh

How is metal not natural?!

*shrug* Ask TipToeChick? biggrin  

[Cranium Squirrel]

Collowrath

Yanueh

How is metal not natural?!

*shrug* Ask TipToeChick? biggrin

I can answer it! No need to go to her! I'll even cite a source who knows all about metal and how evil and awesome it is.

Jack Black

METAL. IT COMES FROM HELL!

 

[Aino Ailill]

Yanueh

I remember TipToeChick, though I never really watched her stuff. I do, however, remember her collection of jars of stuff. Is that amount of stuff really necessary?

It is indeed. It is necessary to sate my want of them all.  

[Cranium Squirrel]

Celeblin Galadeneryn

WICCA TRIED TO QUIET THE METAL! BUT WE BROKE ALL THEIR INCENSE AND RODS!

TIPTOECHICK TRIED TO KILL THE METAL. BUT SHE FAILED, AND WAS SMOTE TO THE GROUND!  

[whiporwill-o]

Yanueh

I remember TipToeChick, though I never really watched her stuff. I do, however, remember her collection of jars of stuff. Is that amount of stuff really necessary?

i have lots of resin incense in bottles and jars (cuz the baggies they came in we ugly and i love bottles and jars... and boxes... kind of in the same way that Tea loves tea >.>)

but, yeah, she does have a bit much and they all look the same! that just irks me... dunno why, cuz i like repition and symmetry, but not with my glass, gosh darnit!!!  

[Yanueh]

This video, starting at 5:50.

A vegan talking about her vegan wand. It's funny to watch her get the attitude of a self-righteous vegan as she declares that using animal products in tools should be problematic for anything spiritual - then declare that her wand represents Cernunnos.

Quote:

"...It's not suede, it's a synthetic fabric. Which I guess could be problematic for a lot of people because they think 'oh, it's an unnatural fiber.' But my other wands have actual leather suede, and I think that's a lot more problematic, thinking of the sort of the psychic detritus that could be left on the skin of an animal that died in fear and pain. So I would never use animal products in anything spiritual ever again. Um... what else did I have to say about it... ah, this one's name is representative of the god Cernunnos, the horned god, the god of nature. And he's depicted as a Pan-like creature, I guess."

Did somebody forget that Cernunnos is also lord of the hunt?  

[Cranium Squirrel]

Yanueh

A vegan talking about her vegan wand...represents Cernunnos.

...Does she expect he hunts a decent salad or something?  

[TeaDidikai]

whiporwill-o

i have lots of resin incense in bottles and jars (cuz the baggies they came in we ugly and i love bottles and jars... and boxes... kind of in the same way that Tea loves tea >.>)

I know how that is.
I'm the same way.  

[whiporwill-o]

Byaggha

Yanueh

A vegan talking about her vegan wand...represents Cernunnos.

...Does she expect he hunts a decent salad or something?

LETTUCE HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!  

[Cranium Squirrel]

whiporwill-o

LETTUCE HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!

WE WILL GOUGE OUT THE EYES OF POTATOES!

BRING ME THE EARS OF CORN!  

[whiporwill-o]

Byaggha

whiporwill-o

LETTUCE HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!

WE WILL GOUGE OUT THE EYES OF POTATOES!

BRING ME THE EARS OF CORN!

TAKE THE BABY CARROTS TOO! LEAVE NO SURVIVORS!  

[whiporwill-o]

TeaDidikai

whiporwill-o

i have lots of resin incense in bottles and jars (cuz the baggies they came in we ugly and i love bottles and jars... and boxes... kind of in the same way that Tea loves tea >.>)

I know how that is.
I'm the same way.

ninja
i get twitchy in antique shops, lol.  

[TeaDidikai]

whiporwill-o

ninja
i get twitchy in antique shops, lol.

Good Will is cheaper.

I bought around a hundred jars for my spice shelf. I'm in the process of painting them.  

[Astrox]

Celeblin Galadeneryn

TeaDidikai

Byaggha

TeaDidikai

It's when she started talking about Buckland that I did my double take.

Wait til she hits 'Ravenwolf writes great books about Wicca' - that's my favourite bit. 3nodding

I couldn't get that far. I saw the books she pulled off the shelf and gave up after Buckland.

Man, you guys got real far. For me, she said "Anglo-Saxton" and I clicked x.

I'm still watching.
I love the broom and the jars in the background.
She's so serious.