Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[patch99329]

I just watched a daytime TV show known as 'Kim and Aggie: How clean is your house?' they go to peoples houses who live in utter squalor and clean them.

In this episode, there was some kind of fluffy eclectic pagan. She made the red mist descent and I ranted at my father abut people like her.
She walked round with wreaths and feathers in her hair and when they made her clean up she said things like 'I'd rather be at a festival'.
Her room was full of statues from christianity, hinduism and kemeticism with a healthy dose of mass produced stripy stockinged fairy statues.
Every word that came out of her mouth screamed fluff, and this woman was on TV.  

[Yanueh]

Stamps seen on Deviant Art:

"I practice Faery Wicca!"

"I practice Dianic Wicca!"

"The sooner you realize your path/the sooner you can walk it/Wicca/Because it's natural/The Wiccan Way"

"I worship Zeus", "I worship Athena", "I worship Odin", "I worship Hathor", etc. etc. on a bunch of stamps that were tagged "Wiccan."  

[Kinky Zombie]

Has anyone done the:
"I'm a Christian Witch!"?

That one always makes me giggle. I know it's considered a path by some, but Christianity specifically teaches against being a witch.  

[TeaDidikai]

Kinky Zombie

I know it's considered a path by some, but Christianity specifically teaches against being a witch.

Chapter and Verse in the original Greek or Hebrew for this claim please.  

[too2sweet]

Kinky Zombie

Has anyone done the:
"I'm a Christian Witch!"?

That one always makes me giggle. I know it's considered a path by some, but Christianity specifically teaches against being a witch.

Christian Witchcraft is a valid path. There is a thread (or 2) floating around with the reasons why it is actually ok.  

[TeaDidikai]

too2sweet

Kinky Zombie

Has anyone done the:
"I'm a Christian Witch!"?

That one always makes me giggle. I know it's considered a path by some, but Christianity specifically teaches against being a witch.

Christian Witchcraft is a valid path. There is a thread (or 2) floating around with the reasons why it is actually ok.

Taking all my fun away.  

[too2sweet]

I'm sorry. emo

She'll still have to look around to find it though.  

[TeaDidikai]

too2sweet

I'm sorry. emo

She'll still have to look around to find it though.

True enough.  

[rmcdra]

here we go found it  

[TeaDidikai]

rmcdra

here we go found it

No cookies for you.  

[rmcdra]

TeaDidikai

rmcdra

here we go found it

No cookies for you.

aww. sad  

[Aino Ailill]

 

[TeaDidikai]

Aino wins.  

[aoijea23487]

TipToeChick

I hate her, and I love her.  

[TeaDidikai]

"I channel the dragon and my wings grow when I get defensive of my mate"