ABC ways to die.

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

Irritated skin rash that was so irritating that you lit yourself on fire  

[Maori Sharpshooter]

Jackalope goes mad and rams you in teh face.

 

[twistedmx]

Kittens attack you out of nowhere o.o  

[inky6]

Llama stampede, you should learn to run faster.  

[Stormgem]

Murderous Mudslide, better watch out for hillsides in the rain.  

[twistedmx]

Nose job gone bad crying  

[vxrs]

octopus eats your face while swimming.  

[Stormgem]

Poorly planned pool party : You wind up stepping off the deck into a pool of sharks.  

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

crap I have Q B|

Queen's order to execute you  

[chesiregirl]

Raccoon bites your p***s when you try to have sex with it and you bleed to death.
eek
I saw that one on 1000 ways to die.  

[Cherry-x-Sorbet]

Spawns of Hell invade. 'Nuff said.

 

[inky6]

Trampled by millions of mooses.  

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

Understanding or figuring out the meaning of life and your head exploding  

[vxrs]

vaccuums cleaners attack.  

[LacrymosaVampiress22]

Wacked to death by a meat thing (they use it to pound the meat)