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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 7:09 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 7:14 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 7:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 7:20 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 7:21 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:09 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:11 am
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*Blinks.*
Not sure she should post list.
1. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
2. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
3. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
4. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
5. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
6. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
7. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
8. Maybe faith and the gods wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
9. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
10. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
11. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
12. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
13.Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the stars.
14.Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the great wall of China; professionals built the Titanic!
15.When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying
16.REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
17.Happiness is only in your heart so Love yourself and you will always have Peace
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:11 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:14 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:20 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:21 am
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How to make your asian girlfriend eternally happy ..
1. BE RICH. this is important for you, but not for her. for her the number 2 rule follows
2. SPEND MONEY ON HER. this is the most important thing for her, wheter you re rich, have any money, or must lie, steal, or kill to do it
3. BE TALL. of course you have no control over this, but if you don't do it, she will secretly and forever resent you for it and it will come out of left field to smite at you. perferably he about one foot taller than her - not for comfort or aesthetics, but because you are a trophy and, as always, the bigger the better
4. BE A MINDLESS ZOMBIE RULED BY HER. forget what you've heard about submissive asian women. they actually rule every relationship with insidious and painful, passive-agressive, guilt-evoking, whiny, crying mind-control
5. HAVE THE EMOTIONAL STABILITY OF A 4 YEAR-OLD. she will be impressed and enraptured by your delight at the sight of Hello KItty, stuffed animals, puppies, kitties, duckies, bunnies, as well as chocolates, shiny jewelry and other trinkets and knick knacks. also she will understand perfectly well if you pout over the smallest perceived slight of slip and demand to be appeased, assuaged, or made up to. if you behave any other way, she will never understand
6. DRESS LIKE A PRETTY BOY GEEK. this will save her trouble of replacing your wardrobe and dressing you, herself
7. REMOVE EVERY HAIR ON YOUR BODY EXCEPT THOSE ON YOUR SCALP. the sight of a whisker on your face reminds her that somewhere inside you, something is trying to grow. you must not grow - you must be as unchanging and constance as the firmament
8. there are NO MORE RULES to make your asian girlfriend eternally happy. if any situation arises which you feel the rules have no addressed, you are mistaken - immediately refer to the primary rules #1 and #2 - they are the solution in every such case.
XD
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:28 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:34 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:42 am
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