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 Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:22 am
Drifter_Xwolf bleh i hate my job for only one reason and shes away for another week still You have troubles with your supervisor or a fellow employee I take it?
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:24 am
lurichan Ascher *Smashes in through the skylight whilst singing!* On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight And the darkness is falling down and the times are tough all right The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight! There goes another skylight..... Hello ascher, how fair you this day? Fighting high, fighting on for the steel! Through the wastelands evermore! The scattered souls will feel the hell that is wasted on the shore! On the blackest waves in hell's domain we watch them as they gooo! *Ascher continues to jam, headphones blaring in his ears... He looks alright as an answer to the question though* ^_^
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:24 am
lurichan I supose that a certain level of confidentiality would be necessary when working with dead people (you are a mortician's assistant if my memeory is correct). I do not have such and intersting job. I work in the dull ranks of retail cashiers. It's amuzing to me how close to a zombie you can be and still get a paycheck. Yes, I work at a funeral home.
My problem was I was telling people some of the things I do at my job that are apparently not supposed to be revealed. Excitement got the best of me I suppose.
Haha. Well at least we know that if there ever is a zombie invasion, they won't be without jobs.
xd
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:25 am
*Tries to get Miinase's multimedia working*
I hate this... -_-
*Cackles as Tektek does the work for him.* twisted
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:25 am
Ascher lurichan Ascher *Smashes in through the skylight whilst singing!* On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight And the darkness is falling down and the times are tough all right The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight! There goes another skylight..... Hello ascher, how fair you this day? Fighting high, fighting on for the steel! Through the wastelands evermore! The scattered souls will feel the hell that is wasted on the shore! On the blackest waves in hell's domain we watch them as they gooo! *Ascher continues to jam, headphones blaring in his ears... He looks alright as an answer to the question though* ^_^ *tugs on your headphones* Hello?
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:29 am
MortSanglant lurichan I supose that a certain level of confidentiality would be necessary when working with dead people (you are a mortician's assistant if my memeory is correct). I do not have such and intersting job. I work in the dull ranks of retail cashiers. It's amuzing to me how close to a zombie you can be and still get a paycheck. Yes, I work at a funeral home.
My problem was I was telling people some of the things I do at my job that are apparently not supposed to be revealed. Excitement got the best of me I suppose.
Haha. Well at least we know that if there ever is a zombie invasion, they won't be without jobs.
xd Well, the problem is that people really don't want to know what is done to a body in order to make it look okay. They know and understand that a certain amount of makeup is applied and the body is emballed to keep it from rotting/decaying, but the details about such things are kept obscure for the weak of stomach. People don't want to know what exacty might be injected certain places to keep the face looking full and not caving in (or inseted in the mouth depending), nor to they wish to know what indignaties their dearly departed loved one's corpse has to suffer to be dressed in the proper clothing for the funeral. Let's face it, no one dies in the cloths they want to be burried in, so someone has to strip them down (usually cutting off the old clothing cause it's easier) and then re-dress the corpse. Why am I going on a tangent when this isn't even one of my fields of knowledge? ^^*
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:29 am
lurichan I supose that a certain level of confidentiality would be necessary when working with dead people (you are a mortician's assistant if my memeory is correct). I do not have such and intersting job. I work in the dull ranks of retail cashiers. It's amuzing to me how close to a zombie you can be and still get a paycheck. How too true. I find myself... For EVERY customer "Hi there! How are you today?" ^_^ *Customer THROWS product and money at me* Me: *Urge to kill rises* -_- "Will that be all? Will you be using your club card?" Customer: *No response, completely ignores me, throws credit card at me* Me: "... Could you please swipe your card in the reader provided for you to do it YOURSELF..." Customer: *Scoffs* Me: *REACHES OVER THE COUNTER, WRAPS FINGERS AROUND THE p***k'S THROAT AND TeACH HIM A LESSON IN RESPECT BY DENTING HIS TRACHEA FATALLY* *_*
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:32 am
lurichan MortSanglant lurichan I supose that a certain level of confidentiality would be necessary when working with dead people (you are a mortician's assistant if my memeory is correct). I do not have such and intersting job. I work in the dull ranks of retail cashiers. It's amuzing to me how close to a zombie you can be and still get a paycheck. Yes, I work at a funeral home.
My problem was I was telling people some of the things I do at my job that are apparently not supposed to be revealed. Excitement got the best of me I suppose.
Haha. Well at least we know that if there ever is a zombie invasion, they won't be without jobs.
xd Well, the problem is that people really don't want to know what is done to a body in order to make it look okay. They know and understand that a certain amount of makeup is applied and the body is emballed to keep it from rotting/decaying, but the details about such things are kept obscure for the weak of stomach. People don't want to know what exacty might be injected certain places to keep the face looking full and not caving in (or inseted in the mouth depending), nor to they wish to know what indignaties their dearly departed loved one's corpse has to suffer to be dressed in the proper clothing for the funeral. Let's face it, no one dies in the cloths they want to be burried in, so someone has to strip them down (usually cutting off the old clothing cause it's easier) and then re-dress the corpse. Why am I going on a tangent when this isn't even one of my fields of knowledge? ^^*
Hahaha. That's okay. It's all true. It's funny because at first I was kind of in the mindset of "oooh lookie what I know!" but now I've adopted the mindset of - cliche as it sounds - "If I tell you, then I'd have to kill you."
whee
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:32 am
At least... That's what I wish I could do...
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:36 am
Ascher lurichan I supose that a certain level of confidentiality would be necessary when working with dead people (you are a mortician's assistant if my memeory is correct). I do not have such and intersting job. I work in the dull ranks of retail cashiers. It's amuzing to me how close to a zombie you can be and still get a paycheck. How too true. I find myself... For EVERY customer "Hi there! How are you today?" ^_^ *Customer THROWS product and money at me* Me: *Urge to kill rises* -_- "Will that be all? Will you be using your club card?" Customer: *No response, completely ignores me, throws credit card at me* Me: "... Could you please swipe your card in the reader provided for you to do it YOURSELF..." Customer: *Scoffs* Me: *REACHES OVER THE COUNTER, WRAPS FINGERS AROUND THE p***k'S THROAT AND TeACH HIM A LESSON IN RESPECT BY DENTING HIS TRACHEA FATALLY* *_* I'm guessing that last part is all in your head or you wouldn't have a job anymore. xp Yeah, I have to repeat my mono-log sometimes since customers just aren't paying attention. Even worse is that supervisors are supposed to do "observations" of how well we stick to the dialogue and harrass our customers. -_-* It's evil, it really is. Morty: And then after you kill us, you get to dress us up? No thanks, I want to be burned. *to the tune of the roof is on fire* "We don't need no water, let the lurichan burn..." Mostly because I'm giving up whatever organs they want first. I don't think people would want to see my corpse after that point....
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:36 am
Wow...*Reads people talking about their jobs*
Almost makes me glad I'm unemployed... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:36 am
lurichan Drifter_Xwolf bleh i hate my job for only one reason and shes away for another week still You have troubles with your supervisor or a fellow employee I take it? yup the assistant mannager she does nothing and is a huge waste of space in the store but its also kinda the monotony i do stock so i pretty much do the same thing over and over and over
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:38 am
lurichan Morty: And then after you kill us, you get to dress us up? No thanks, I want to be burned. *to the tune of the roof is on fire* "We don't need no water, let the lurichan burn..." Mostly because I'm giving up whatever organs they want first. I don't think people would want to see my corpse after that point.... *Clutches his gut and shudders* When I die, I die complete... I'm not giving up my organs.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:40 am
im making shur i make enough money in life to be criogenicaly frozzen i mean ill be decapitaded but hy theres the hope of being a cyborge in the future
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:41 am
Tsubaki89 Wow...*Reads people talking about their jobs* Almost makes me glad I'm unemployed... sweatdrop Yeah, being a part of the workforce really is a double edged sword.
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