Chatterbox

[Andreis]

Lt. Brookman

I never did get it. My lady lives in a flat. Where doesn't matter, I bet you'd wish you knew where she lived. Scary old ladies and a buxom atomic blond aside, a midget lives there as well. He, the midget gets into the elevator each day, rides it to the sixth floor and then walks the last two stairs to the eighth floor where he lives. I just couldn't wrap my head around it.

This has actually kept me up for nights. Why does the midget only ride to the sixth floor and never to the eighth where he lives? One night, my lady got very angry at me for fretting over something so stupid.

"Why?" I asked her with a quivering voice, depraved of sleep. "Why does the midget only ride to the sixth floor and then walks the the rest of the way."

Her reply was one of annoyance and a quiet wish of something unpleasant. "Because he can only reach up to the button for the sixth floor."

It all made sense and the urge to sleep returned.

How's that for something completely different?

That is surely different.
:/  

[Xenos Mortium]

I think it's funny that I can tell stories about my life and people won't believe me. neutral  

[Vikki Stardust]

Xenos Mortium

I think it's funny that I can tell stories about my life and people won't believe me. neutral

It's the other way round with me, people start to overreact straight away sweatdrop  

[Big Boss OBrien]

>_< I just had a small panic attack thinking I lost my jacket. It was on the back of my chair. gonk  

[Big Boss OBrien]

Yet again, I have successfully killed the chatterbox with one swift post. o_o;  

[Andreis]

The chatterbox is slow mate.

Haha!  

[Marcus McFlufferson]

Hm.
I've been in here once before.
That was the day I signed up.  

[Dark-oneechan]

Andreis

The chatterbox is slow mate.

Haha!

*Injects it with steroids* At least it is strong.  

[Hoxtalicious]

Dark-oneechan

Andreis

The chatterbox is slow mate.

Haha!

*Injects it with steroids* At least it is strong.

And violently impotent in a few years as well.  

[Father Joe]

CLEAR!
*bzzt*
C'mon, c'mon...damn. CLEAR!
*bzzt*
Damnit, I won't loose you! CLEAR!
*bzzztbzzztbzzztfwoom*
Oops...heh, heh. Ummm...anyone got marshmellows?  

[[Sanity_is_for_the_Weak]]

Marcus McFlufferson

Hm.
I've been in here once before.
That was the day I signed up.

It seems my eyes have neglected this sticky too.  

[x.Shino.x]

I was pretty bored today and I was looking through the Black Library and saw the cover of the Armor of Contempt and said to myself, wouldn't it be funny if I replaced the Chaos Space Marine's head with a Corgi? and that I did:

X333  

[DarkElf27]

I just looked at the first couple pages of this thread, then repeatedly slammed my head onto my desk at reading my own posts. sweatdrop  

[Big Boss OBrien]

DarkElf27

I just looked at the first couple pages of this thread, then repeatedly slammed my head onto my desk at reading my own posts. sweatdrop

See, everyone, all the time, is stupid. It just takes them awhile to realize it. XD *pats* Everyone's old posts look bad. o.o  

[x.Shino.x]

Big Boss OBrien

DarkElf27

I just looked at the first couple pages of this thread, then repeatedly slammed my head onto my desk at reading my own posts. sweatdrop

See, everyone, all the time, is stupid. It just takes them awhile to realize it. XD *pats* Everyone's old posts look bad. o.o

Merrgh...my old post consisted of and I kid you not..
LOL WTF!? domokun domokun Ph3AR TEH DOMO's!!! Gld plz!!11!!
sweatdrop I'm so ashamed...