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 Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:38 am
gets a puncture repair kit
inserts bike pump
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:09 pm
Gets full of air.
Inserts a rubber hose.
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:28 am
Gets: wooden nickels with Nixon on the tails side.
Inserts: Four metric tons of high explosives.
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:54 pm
Gets: A win in the Kill Me Thread
Inserts: Pennies
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:58 pm
Gets: My two cents' worth
Inserts: DameCharlie
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:09 pm
Gets fresh pastries from Chef_Karrie
Inserts extra calories
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:36 am
Gets depressed
inserts crying
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:15 am
Gets a tissue.
Inserts gym equipment.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:27 pm
Gets a Groin Strain
Inserts a masseuse
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:30 am
Gets one HAWT massage at MW wink
Inserts an aroma therapy candle
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:38 am
Get a soothing and relaxing scent.
Inserts a warm candle.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:22 pm
Gets: The bill for burning the thread down, banned for not being in the Kill This Thread thread, and caught by the Cops for performing a prank and forced to repent.
Inserts: Inserts. (Like from magazines.)
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:38 am
Gets a lot a subscribe cards even though I have a subscription.
Inserts a renewal notice.
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:40 pm
Gets a bill for double what it cost last year.
Inserts a bottle of Tums
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:50 pm
Gets: A satisfied Magical Soda Machine - all of this random stuff had upset its, er, repository?
Inserts: A 24" TV.
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