.::Killing The Persons Wish Above You::.

[[Lacrimosa]]

Granted, but it's because of some kind of deadly gas in the atmosphere and all living creatures die.

I wish I could afford to buy my friend a Panda Hat. D:  

[anticupid16]

Granted, but you get hacked and are left with nothing

I wish a good band would come play in Hawaii...  

[[Lacrimosa]]

Granted, but it's not a band that you consider to be good.

I wish I could see Evanescence live. DX  

[anticupid16]

OMG Same!!! Granted, but you passed out before they started playing

I wish I had iLife09 for my Mac...  

[[Lacrimosa]]

(I would just as soon die. xD; )

Granted, but it makes your Mac crash.

I wish I had a computer that was worth a damn. >_>  

[anticupid16]

Granted, but it turns out the guy who sold it to you was stealing it and it got taken from you and you were thrown in jail because they didn't believe you didn't know.

I wish my friends were all happy...  

[[Lacrimosa]]

Granted, but it's at the expense of your happiness.

I wish my back would stop aching.  

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but now your stomach hurts.

I wish i could see the stars.  

[[Lacrimosa]]

Granted, but they are all you can see.

I wish I had a million dollars, cash, tax free.  

[Raixa_Phantasy]

Wish granted, now the cops are on your tail for robbing from a bank.

I wish I could meet my favorite anime character in the flesh.  

[Hester Peche]

Granted but, they hate you.

I wish for nothing.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Granted, but you wind up becoming a selfish brat that desires nothing but the best clothes, best school, best food, best house, you get the picture.

I wish emotions could be bought at the store. =D  

[Hester Peche]

Granted but, there was a mix up at the factory and all the boxes got filled with "emo".

I wish I wasn't allergic to corn!  

[Link_to_Your_Destiny]

Granted now you're allergic to butter.

I wish I had a good book.  

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but then it got lost in the depths of your closet.

I wish I knew my major.