The Corrupted Wish Game

[xX C a g e d Bird Xx]

granted, but when you open the pack, the batteries fall out and roll under teh fridge.

i wish i didn't have so much homework.  

[The Hylia]

Granted, but after a while, you're teacher gives you a bigger pile of work from the homework you didn't end up getting.

I wish summer break wouldn't end for another 2 months crying .  

[Mirella Von Kier]

Granted, but now you're extremely bored. o.o..

I wish I knew how to use photoshop... D:  

[sunnyxdaze]

<3

Granted, but you end up not having the program. D:

I wish I won the Gaia item contest. xDD

 

[Shryle]

Granted, but they eff it up, your items look like crap, your name is all over them, you are flamed by all, and your pants catch on fire.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
XD  

[Mirella Von Kier]

Granted, but my penguin eats you. o.o

I wish I HAD photoshop... crying  

[Shryle]

Granted. My moose eats you. O_O
Revenge.
I wish the people I knew weren't so psycho. O_O  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

X--->

Granted but your friends are all idiots now...

I wish for WoW

<---X

 

[Shryle]

Granted. Now prepare to not have a life, be 40 before you move out of your mom's basement, never get laid, and have many social/mental problems from having your a** pwn'd on a regular basis. Yes. Your life sucks now, but you got WoW. Great.

I wish these anime would DL faster. s**t Gohan, s**t!  

[Mirella Von Kier]

Granted, but you download a stupid hentai by mistake.

I wish .. i wish i had a life. xD  

[Shryle]

Granted. Here, take mine. It's a bit dusty, and it isn't the newest model, but at all least it hasn't been used much. O_o

I wish had more hours in a day. I need them. BADLY.  

[sunnyxdaze]

<3

Granted, but everything moves in Slo-mo. o.O

I wish I didn't have homework.

 

[Shryle]

Granted. You have tons of housework now. Sounds alike, house and home, but they're two WAY different things as you'll see. So, now instead of wasting time on books, you're now wasting time scrubbing toilets, washing windows, and vacuuming floors. Yeah, enjoy your backbreaking labor. And now that you're stuck doing tons of housework, you're too tired, you sleep through classes, you fail, and then the world ends. Wow. O_O

I wish I had more good books to read. @_@
 

[sunnyxdaze]

<3

Child labor!

...Granted! But you forget how to read. xDD

I wish it was Friday.

 

[Captain Katinator]

Granted, but now it's Friday everyday, and there is never any Saturdays. O.o

I wish I had food.