Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[TeaDidikai]

Jesus didn't really exist. He was just an avatar of Krishna  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

TeaDidikai

Jesus didn't really exist. He was just an avatar of Krishna

Duh of course Jesus existed everyone knows he exited the question ins't whether or not he existed it's about whether or not he was the son of God which duh he WAS
BIBLE

Of course, if you want to think of one of the worst things you can say to a Pagan, this is one I've heard way too often:
"You do realize the things you worship as gods are really demons, right? There are no deities other than God, and you're worshipping servants of Satan."  

[TeaDidikai]

Henry Dorsett Case

Of course, if you want to think of one of the worst things you can say to a Pagan, this is one I've heard way too often:
"You do realize the things you worship as gods are really demons, right? There are no deities other than God, and you're worshipping servants of Satan."

That is a classic. However in some people's case it is accurate up until you through in the part about Satan.  

[TeaDidikai]

"The eB!L Xtians stole Christmas from the pegans!"  

[Pelta]

TeaDidikai

"The eB!L Xtians stole Christmas from the pegans!"

Haven't we had that one already?

"And Easter is actually from the Norse goddess Ostara! Her symbol was the hare, and that's where the easter bunny came from!"  

[jaden kendam]

"Anywho, I think Wicca's a good religion because it's a very free religion..."  

[Pelta]

"My spirit guide is a white wolf."

Or conversely,

"My totems are wolf, eagle, tiger, lion, cheetah, falcon, stag, buffalo, elk, antelope, swan and platypus."  

[TeaDidikai]

missmagpie

"platypus."

This one I can at least respect based on the fact that it isn't in the top twenty teen totems. mrgreen  

[I be me]

TeaDidikai

missmagpie

"platypus."

This one I can at least respect based on the fact that it isn't in the top twenty teen totems. mrgreen

The male platypus has poisionous barbs on the back of his webbed feet that can paralize and kill a man in hours.

*runs away before everybody realises that she didn't actually say anything usefull or even vaguely relevant*  

[Pelta]

TeaDidikai

missmagpie

"platypus."

This one I can at least respect based on the fact that it isn't in the top twenty teen totems. mrgreen

It's more an amalgamation of all the other ones! xd  

[Kuroiban]

TeaDidikai

missmagpie

"platypus."

This one I can at least respect based on the fact that it isn't in the top twenty teen totems. mrgreen

Word. I would have some definite respect fertilzzer for someone who, without prompting, said their spirit animal was something small, insignifigant, or common.

"I'm a wolf!"
"I'm a tiger!'
"I'm a....Draco-wolf-tiger!"
".....um...I'm a tuna..." sweatdrop  

[Pelta]

Kuroiban

".....um...I'm a tuna..." sweatdrop

Hey tunas are badass. They could take down a wolf any day... Assuming they were in very deep water. whee

I want to see someone admit to being lice.

"My totem is an Elder One."  

[TeaDidikai]

I be me

TeaDidikai

missmagpie

"platypus."

This one I can at least respect based on the fact that it isn't in the top twenty teen totems. mrgreen

The male platypus has poisionous barbs on the back of his webbed feet that can paralize and kill a man in hours.

*runs away before everybody realises that she didn't actually say anything usefull or even vaguely relevant*

As I recall, the venom isn't deadly to humans. It just hurts a hell of a lot.  

[Pelta]

From a siggy:

"PROUD VAMPIRE AND PROUD DRAGONKIN!!!!"

*shudder*

What is the world coming to?