—¤÷(Dude, where's my____?)÷¤—

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

The dryer ate it.

Dude, where's my mind?  

[Crystal Void]

Everywhere, nowhere, elswhere, and over there!

Dude, where's my birthday suit?  

[otakuspirit]

Superman was looking for a new look, but when he took off his clothes, he decided your skin would look best, so I let him take it.

Dude, where's my ring?  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Some guys threw it into a volcano.

Dude, where's my planet?  

[otakuspirit]

It blew up in the Time War...

Dude, where's my Rocky Horror Picture Show?  

[Jade Gale]

It asploded!

Dude, where's my happy?  

[iKawaiiSama]

I gave it to Death to brighten up the Underworld.

Dude, where's my COOKIE?  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

My cousin ate it.

Dude, where's my underwear? D<  

[URL-Length]

In the freezer.
Dude, where's my ear? ;________;

 

[Sadistic Rainbows]

My dog ate it!

Dude, where's my fangirls?  

[URL-Length]

They died.
Dude, where's my boyfriend? T____________T

 

[Sadistic Rainbows]

I stole him! *snaps fingers*

Dude, where's my fanboys?  

[URL-Length]

They're in my bedroom.
Dude, where's my tail? .-.

 

[Crystal Void]

Behind you.

Dude, where's my ♪♫♪♪♪♫♫♪?  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Just whistle and you'll find'em.

Dude, where my new iPod?