The Vending Machine

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Machine cuts on and shoots out Machine Repair Guy bits

Inserts machine cleaner

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

The Machine spews out a large gush of blood for 20 minutes.

Inserts twenty five rocks.  

[TillxGone]

Out pops a pound of sand.

Inserts a pair of panties.  

[Encarton]

Out flys away a succubus only in panties covering herself.

Inserts boxers.  

[TillxGone]

{ Everyday I wake up, I choose Love, I choose Light }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

And I try it's too easy just to fall apart:
Out pops an Incubus with only boxers on who carries Tilly away~

Adds a starburst into the machine.

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

 

[Encarton]

Out pops the wrapper folded into a little origami crane

Inserts a dollar into the machine  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Out crawls a cheap hooker

Inserts a potato

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

Out crawls a disfigured potatoe hooker person who claws at you

Inserts Bleach  

[TillxGone]

{ Everyday I wake up, I choose Love, I choose Light }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

And I try it's too easy just to fall apart:
Out pops a strawberry. [;D Bwuahaha do you get it?]

Inserts lipgloss.

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

 

[Sonkurra-Taichou]

Out pops a mound of wax

*Inserts his iPhone*  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Out pops a Starbucks

Inserts a Fishoil capsule

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

Out pops a dozen live salmon

-Inserts a half-penny-