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 Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:55 am
Granted, your bed is more comfortable... but you can't lay down anymore.
I wish I could write a best-selling novel.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:51 am
granted, but you will never be able to touch it.
I wish goblins ransacked villages, like in the olden days
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:55 am
Granted, but you're the first casualty.
I wish swords and melee were still the go-to weapons of war.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:16 pm
Granted, but they become the ONLY weapons of war.
I wish I was a Decepticon.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:38 pm
granted, but you are instantly killed by optimus prime.
I wish I had mjolnir halo armor
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:40 pm
((That still counts as a win in my book hehe))
Granted, but you don't have the enhancements to make it work for you.
I wish I had a never ending supply of Dr. Pepper.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:57 pm
granted but it is always too warm and no fizz
I wish I had a barret 50 cal
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:10 pm
Granted but you have no rounds for it.
I wish I had a warm fuzzy blanket.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:15 pm
Granted, but it's always too hot to use it.
I wish I was Morgan Freeman.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:36 pm
((Again with the things that still are perfectly ok with me))
Granted, but you're constantly getting but in B movies.
I wish I had the perfect laptop computer.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:38 pm
Granted you HAD the perfect laptop computer but only for one hour. Now is hidden away in Mordor.
I wish for more suits.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:52 pm
Granted, but all of them are very tacky and you wear them in public daily.
I wish I had 40 ferrets.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:05 pm
granted, but I stole one, and now you only have 39.
I wish I could simply walk into mordor
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:08 pm
Granted, but you have to do the saggy pants swagger walk.
I wish everyone was a fairy.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:21 pm
granted, but everyone is irish fairies. the evil kind
I wish my turtle had wings
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