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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans!
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
13%
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty!
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound!
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Total Votes : 127

Ultrabord rolled 3 4-sided dice: 3, 3, 3 Total: 9 (3-12)


Ultrabord


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
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  • Trash Can Supporter 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 6:42 pm
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
Ultrabord
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EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP


Zia has been told many times to pick on someone her own size (aka not her little brothers), so she chooses a droid that's also her height. Plus, getting more hits in can be very satisfying; 2/3, not too shabby (yet, she plans on totally smashing that droid and making it as shabby as possible.)
Apparently the small droids are slow too.
"You might be my size, but you're slower than my pet sloth, LOL." She might love animals, but it's at times like this that people realize why Zia was sorted into Slytherin instead of Hufflepuff. Up to five hits so far~


The droid pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at the girl.
Zia = 145
Droid = 75
"Oh come on, even the most isolated witches know how to use THOSE particular muggle tools." She takes out her decidedly non-muggle wand and zaps the bot twice (and the wall once).
One more wand zap and that thing'll be dead, and she'll attack the next easy level bot.  
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 8, 3, 11 Total: 22 (3-36)
PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 9:03 am
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

time to show you my sith power! hehe


The droid sprays the girl with soap and water, removing her sunscreen and exposing her to the Summer elements.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165

lol some kind of harsh training, fights back! let me get my tilley!


The droid notices the girl is barefoot, so it throws normal caltrops on the ground in front of her.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 165


I see lol she jumps to avoid them! let's get this on!

got one hit in yesterday =)

Queentintin= 80
Droid= 80,


let's see who perishes hehe today! you do evil sith droid! lol  

Queentintin

Fashionable Delight

33,100 Points
  • Unbreakable Bond 150
  • The Sweetest 250
  • The Edgiest 250
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 5, 1 Total: 9 (3-24)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 9:05 am
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Darth Zannah = 250
Droid = 140


The droid pulls a piece of broken chassis out of its head and flings it at the Sith.
Darth Zannah = 250
Droid = 140


The girl is hit by a piece....ouch!
Darth Zannah = 250
Droid = 85


The droid drops down low and sweeps at the feet of the Sith with its lightsaber.
Darth Zannah = 140
Droid = 85


The droid cut off the girls feet....OUCH!
Darth Zannah = 140
Droid = 85


The droid backhands the Sith with its left hand and slashes a diagonal blow across the Sith's torso with its lightsaber.
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid = 85
 
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 1, 2 Total: 7 (3-24)
PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 9:12 am
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Picks on a new droid.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid goes to the Sith Temple Department of Human Resources.
Fred = 195
Droid = 195


Pushes the droid along to get there quicker.

Fred 195
Droid 140


Unfortunately, The Sith Temple Department of Human Resources is specifically designed for the resources of humans. The droid considers this quite cyberneticist so it reports the girl and the entire Sith Temple to the LGLFTAOAI (Lesser Gaian League For The Advancement Of Artificial Intelligence) to see if it can find some kind of justice.
Fred = 195
Droid = 140
 

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2, 1 Total: 3 (2-8)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 9:15 am
Ultrabord
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
Ultrabord
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EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP


Zia has been told many times to pick on someone her own size (aka not her little brothers), so she chooses a droid that's also her height. Plus, getting more hits in can be very satisfying; 2/3, not too shabby (yet, she plans on totally smashing that droid and making it as shabby as possible.)
Apparently the small droids are slow too.
"You might be my size, but you're slower than my pet sloth, LOL." She might love animals, but it's at times like this that people realize why Zia was sorted into Slytherin instead of Hufflepuff. Up to five hits so far~


The droid pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at the girl.
Zia = 145
Droid = 75
"Oh come on, even the most isolated witches know how to use THOSE particular muggle tools." She takes out her decidedly non-muggle wand and zaps the bot twice (and the wall once).
One more wand zap and that thing'll be dead, and she'll attack the next easy level bot.


The next astromech droid comes wheeling in just in time to be hit by the flying debris from the previous destroyed droid. It attempts to solder its damaged chassis and solders the girl's arms to her sides once it's done with the repairs.
Zia = 215
Droid = 180
 
PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 9:16 am
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

time to show you my sith power! hehe


The droid sprays the girl with soap and water, removing her sunscreen and exposing her to the Summer elements.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165

lol some kind of harsh training, fights back! let me get my tilley!


The droid notices the girl is barefoot, so it throws normal caltrops on the ground in front of her.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 165


I see lol she jumps to avoid them! let's get this on!


got one hit in yesterday =)

Queentintin= 80
Droid= 80,


let's see who perishes hehe today! you do evil sith droid! lol

Congratulations, MEATBAG! Now, remember to come back tomorrow *BRZZZT! to choose another droid.
 

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

Ultrabord rolled 3 4-sided dice: 4, 4, 1 Total: 9 (3-12)


Ultrabord


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 6:38 pm
DD-SCRAPS
The next astromech droid comes wheeling in just in time to be hit by the flying debris from the previous destroyed droid. It attempts to solder its damaged chassis and solders the girl's arms to her sides once it's done with the repairs.
Zia = 215
Droid = 180
"LOL, a half-arsed attempt, just like the last droid. More like DEST-droid. Or DUST-droid." Zia, like many children, has a punny dad. She uses her magic to blast a stream of dust toward the bitty bot.  
sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7, 4, 7 Total: 18 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 5:05 am
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Darth Zannah = 250
Droid = 140


The droid pulls a piece of broken chassis out of its head and flings it at the Sith.
Darth Zannah = 250
Droid = 140


The girl is hit by a piece....ouch!
Darth Zannah = 250
Droid = 85


The droid drops down low and sweeps at the feet of the Sith with its lightsaber.
Darth Zannah = 140
Droid = 85


The droid cut off the girls feet....OUCH!
Darth Zannah = 140
Droid = 85


The droid backhands the Sith with its left hand and slashes a diagonal blow across the Sith's torso with its lightsaber.
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid = 85


The girl jumps out of the way!
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid = gone!  

sachara
Vice Captain

Sparkling Girl

sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 6, 1 Total: 12 (3-24)

sachara
Vice Captain

Sparkling Girl

PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 5:09 am
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Darth Zannah = 250
Droid = 140  
Ultrabord rolled 3 4-sided dice: 2, 3, 4 Total: 9 (3-12)
PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 8:46 am
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
The next astromech droid comes wheeling in just in time to be hit by the flying debris from the previous destroyed droid. It attempts to solder its damaged chassis and solders the girl's arms to her sides once it's done with the repairs.
Zia = 215
Droid = 180
"LOL, a half-arsed attempt, just like the last droid. More like DEST-droid. Or DUST-droid." Zia, like many children, has a punny dad. She uses her magic to blast a stream of dust toward the bitty bot. +2 hits
And three more attempts to dust the droid. She's been assigned many chores in her life, dusting was never her best skill, she usually managed to breathe it in and sneeze it all over everyone. Time to sneeze all over this bot. +3 more hits, sneezing was rather effective~  


Ultrabord


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 9, 12, 4 Total: 25 (3-36)

Queentintin

Fashionable Delight

33,100 Points
  • Unbreakable Bond 150
  • The Sweetest 250
  • The Edgiest 250
PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:17 am
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

I'm back ready and willing, to fight some evil! pirate

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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 5, 3 Total: 13 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 1:50 pm
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Picks on a new droid.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid goes to the Sith Temple Department of Human Resources.
Fred = 195
Droid = 195


Pushes the droid along to get there quicker.

Fred 195
Droid 140


Unfortunately, The Sith Temple Department of Human Resources is specifically designed for the resources of humans. The droid considers this quite cyberneticist so it reports the girl and the entire Sith Temple to the LGLFTAOAI (Lesser Gaian League For The Advancement Of Artificial Intelligence) to see if it can find some kind of justice.
Fred = 195
Droid = 140


Unfortunately the office was closed. Better luck next time.

Fred 195
Droid 30  

Fred66

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  • Conventioneer 300
  • Peoplewatcher 100
  • Team Jacob 100
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 10, 7, 11 Total: 28 (3-36)

Queentintin

Fashionable Delight

33,100 Points
  • Unbreakable Bond 150
  • The Sweetest 250
  • The Edgiest 250
PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 6:39 am
Queentintin
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

I'm back ready and willing, to fight some evil! pirate

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got 1 hit yesterday! and I'm raring to go!
Queentintin= 250
Droid= 185

hehe goes for the attack! oo 2 hits, means your droid's out?  
Ultrabord rolled 3 4-sided dice: 1, 3, 2 Total: 6 (3-12)
PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 9:00 am
Ultrabord
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
The next astromech droid comes wheeling in just in time to be hit by the flying debris from the previous destroyed droid. It attempts to solder its damaged chassis and solders the girl's arms to her sides once it's done with the repairs.
Zia = 215
Droid = 180 5 bitty hitty points as of yesterday
"LOL, a half-arsed attempt, just like the last droid. More like DEST-droid. Or DUST-droid." Zia, like many children, has a punny dad. She uses her magic to blast a stream of dust toward the bitty bot. +2 hits
And three more attempts to dust the droid. She's been assigned many chores in her life, dusting was never her best skill, she usually managed to breathe it in and sneeze it all over everyone. Time to sneeze all over this bot. +3 more hits, sneezing was rather effective~
35 x 5 = 175 aaand this bot has 5 hp and is about to fall apart, looks like Zia destroys another bot today! She'll start hitting another one after. "See, I can totally do maths! Math destruction of cheap bots, anyway!"  


Ultrabord


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 4-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-4)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 12:27 pm
Ultrabord
Ultrabord
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
The next astromech droid comes wheeling in just in time to be hit by the flying debris from the previous destroyed droid. It attempts to solder its damaged chassis and solders the girl's arms to her sides once it's done with the repairs.
Zia = 215
Droid = 180 5 bitty hitty points as of yesterday
"LOL, a half-arsed attempt, just like the last droid. More like DEST-droid. Or DUST-droid." Zia, like many children, has a punny dad. She uses her magic to blast a stream of dust toward the bitty bot. +2 hits
And three more attempts to dust the droid. She's been assigned many chores in her life, dusting was never her best skill, she usually managed to breathe it in and sneeze it all over everyone. Time to sneeze all over this bot. +3 more hits, sneezing was rather effective~
35 x 5 = 175 aaand this bot has 5 hp and is about to fall apart, looks like Zia destroys another bot today! She'll start hitting another one after. "See, I can totally do maths! Math destruction of cheap bots, anyway!"


A new droid comes in and goes directly toward the girl's ankles with an extendable buzzsaw.
Zia = 215
Droid = 215
 
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