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 Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 pm
Well here illegal firewerx are not so hard to get ^^
But anyway.
The story of the shirtless old man.
Okay.
So it was the middle of winter. My neighbour/best friend Kristen has sort of a hill behind her condo, so me, Kristen, and another friend named Sammy decided to make snowboard/sled runs, and they made a jump even. Fast-forward a day and a half into the future. It was around midnight, and there was a whole bunch of us. Myself, Kristen, Kristen's little sister Erin, Kristen and Erin's cousin Mary, and my old best friend ((from before I moved)) Kate.
So we go behind Kristen's house, and we see the ground has been turned to ice. I grab my snowboard ((which is really an old skateboard of mine without its shitty-a** trucks that sucked anyway)), and I go "Hey, dare me to go down the hill?" Everyone goes "YEAH!" so I get on the board and get ready to go down the hill. Erin goes, "If you fall, can we laugh at you?" I say "Sure, I guess." and Kate gives me push and away I go.
At first it's fine, but I forget the jump was there and inadvertantly go off it. I land face-first in the snow on my left side and thereby paralyze my left side for an hour or two. When I look up, everyone is laughing. I get up the hill and suddenly... a light! One of the neighbours turns on their light and comes out with no shirt. He looks down at us from his deck and says very sternly, "This is no time for sleigh riding."
So, no explanation needed xD
I know it was midnight, but it was a Saturday for crying out loud. And we were NOT sleigh riding.
Sheesh xD
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:36 pm
Maybe.......... ninja IY&MCR: Yay for slowly overcoming phobias! I overcame my fear of sharp objects... I used to be deathly afraid of knives and swords. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:37 pm
lurichan *does not recongize anyone in towns sector 1034 center block, and thus stays hidden behind a tree* You left didn't you... *still walks around the sector* Luri? ... Luri? ... Luri? ... Bueller? ... Bueller? ... Where is Ferris Bueller...?
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:38 pm
.Sodomy.On.A.Stick. Well here illegal firewerx are not so hard to get ^^
But anyway.
The story of the shirtless old man.
Okay.
So it was the middle of winter. My neighbour/best friend Kristen has sort of a hill behind her condo, so me, Kristen, and another friend named Sammy decided to make snowboard/sled runs, and they made a jump even. Fast-forward a day and a half into the future. It was around midnight, and there was a whole bunch of us. Myself, Kristen, Kristen's little sister Erin, Kristen and Erin's cousin Mary, and my old best friend ((from before I moved)) Kate.
So we go behind Kristen's house, and we see the ground has been turned to ice. I grab my snowboard ((which is really an old skateboard of mine without its shitty-a** trucks that sucked anyway)), and I go "Hey, dare me to go down the hill?" Everyone goes "YEAH!" so I get on the board and get ready to go down the hill. Erin goes, "If you fall, can we laugh at you?" I say "Sure, I guess." and Kate gives me push and away I go.
At first it's fine, but I forget the jump was there and inadvertantly go off it. I land face-first in the snow on my left side and thereby paralyze my left side for an hour or two. When I look up, everyone is laughing. I get up the hill and suddenly... a light! One of the neighbours turns on their light and comes out with no shirt. He looks down at us from his deck and says very sternly, "This is no time for sleigh riding."
So, no explanation needed xD
I know it was midnight, but it was a Saturday for crying out loud. And we were NOT sleigh riding.
Sheesh xD Ahh, now we are enlightened to a very intersting and amusing story. On a side note I decided to challenge myself to come up with I minorly patriotic avi and ended up with a bunny girl look. 0o; I have no clue why either.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:41 pm
lurichan .Sodomy.On.A.Stick. Well here illegal firewerx are not so hard to get ^^
But anyway.
The story of the shirtless old man.
Okay.
So it was the middle of winter. My neighbour/best friend Kristen has sort of a hill behind her condo, so me, Kristen, and another friend named Sammy decided to make snowboard/sled runs, and they made a jump even. Fast-forward a day and a half into the future. It was around midnight, and there was a whole bunch of us. Myself, Kristen, Kristen's little sister Erin, Kristen and Erin's cousin Mary, and my old best friend ((from before I moved)) Kate.
So we go behind Kristen's house, and we see the ground has been turned to ice. I grab my snowboard ((which is really an old skateboard of mine without its shitty-a** trucks that sucked anyway)), and I go "Hey, dare me to go down the hill?" Everyone goes "YEAH!" so I get on the board and get ready to go down the hill. Erin goes, "If you fall, can we laugh at you?" I say "Sure, I guess." and Kate gives me push and away I go.
At first it's fine, but I forget the jump was there and inadvertantly go off it. I land face-first in the snow on my left side and thereby paralyze my left side for an hour or two. When I look up, everyone is laughing. I get up the hill and suddenly... a light! One of the neighbours turns on their light and comes out with no shirt. He looks down at us from his deck and says very sternly, "This is no time for sleigh riding."
So, no explanation needed xD
I know it was midnight, but it was a Saturday for crying out loud. And we were NOT sleigh riding.
Sheesh xD Ahh, now we are enlightened to a very intersting and amusing story. On a side note I decided to challenge myself to come up with I minorly patriotic avi and ended up with a bunny girl look. 0o; I have no clue why either.
Well change is good, right? =3
I'm going to change this avvie soon =O
Though I will keep my outfit that I worked so hard to get ^^
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:42 pm
lurichan IY&MCR: Yay for slowly overcoming phobias! I overcame my fear of sharp objects... I used to be deathly afraid of knives and swords. 3nodding I'm glad to hear you got over a fear. Fear kinda sucks. I've never had a problem with sharp things. As a child they would take knives and scissors away from me pecause I would play with them. I also used to stick pins in my feet when I was a kid. So, yeah. I was an odd child. Sodomy: A wonderful story indeed. If this is what you want then fire at will
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:44 pm
IY_and_MCR lurichan IY&MCR: Yay for slowly overcoming phobias! I overcame my fear of sharp objects... I used to be deathly afraid of knives and swords. 3nodding I'm glad to hear you got over a fear. Fear kinda sucks. I've never had a problem with sharp things. As a child they would take knives and scissors away from me pecause I would play with them. I also used to stick pins in my feet when I was a kid. So, yeah. I was an odd child. Sodomy: A wonderful story indeed. If this is what you want then fire at will
Though if you give me close to enough laughing gass to knock me out, we have no problems =3
This was discovered during my surgery.
And thank you =D
I pride myself in putting myself in pain for the enjoyment of others ^^
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:48 pm
As much fun as being a vengeful tree spirit can be, I'm not much of one for towns.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:50 pm
lurichan As much fun as being a vengeful tree spirit can be, I'm not much of one for towns.
Scares people away really well xD
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:50 pm
.Sodomy.On.A.Stick. After being attacked by a nurse with a needle, I have a serious phobia >.<
Though if you give me close to enough laughing gass to knock me out, we have no problems =3
This was discovered during my surgery.
And thank you =D
I pride myself in putting myself in pain for the enjoyment of others ^^ I was never attacked by a needle weilding nurse. When I was little my friend carved his innitals in my back (They've faded away over time), but that's diffrent because it wasn't really by force. I have done a few things that left me with a bloodly lip and rug burn up and down my legs for others to be entertained by. You let me violate you
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:51 pm
.Sodomy.On.A.Stick. lurichan As much fun as being a vengeful tree spirit can be, I'm not much of one for towns.
Scares people away really well xDFor some reason I just don't see the appeal to towns. I mean, an active time conversation just lets people know when I'm not paying attention to one window for too long really. ^^*
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:52 pm
Well that was much fun ^_^
I'll have to catch you all tomorrow, it's late and I need sleep for work tomorrow!
Byeeeee!
*Aschers on out*
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:54 pm
.Sodomy.On.A.Stick. lurichan As much fun as being a vengeful tree spirit can be, I'm not much of one for towns.
Scares people away really well xDThese are things I must do when the computer allows it. I don't really like towns, but I will collect flowers and such to give away to people. She crawls on webs of lies
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:54 pm
*yawns* mornin' hm, no sleep...interesting *wanders around a little dazed*
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:54 pm
@ IY: That wipeout was entertaining but painful...
And I'm trying to think.
I've wiped out a million times trying to entertain myself and others.
Most of the time I do stuff extreme-sport related.
But I'll eat a dog or cat treat if you ask me to, since it doesn't bother me. And that usually entertains people to no end O.o
And the nurse was trying to get blood, so she kept stabbing me over and over and over with the same needle until I bled >.<
And I was like three.
D=
@ luri: I don't even talk to people.
...unless you count screaming "OH MY FLYING MONKEY CHOPSTICKS!" conversation xD
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