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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:39 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:51 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:40 am
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:50 pm
Randomly posts up a sign:
Please feed our Guild Mascot, InTrouble ~ he is starving... Thanks
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 10:18 am
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 4:55 pm
Can't help myself here...
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for an STC (Senior Texting Code). I know that none of us qualifies as a "Senior" so just pass this along to your "older" friends.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 10:33 pm
Lil Brat Can't help myself here... That is too funny.
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:40 pm
Blonde Joke for the day
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were
asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a
reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big
one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing
waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the
creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several
more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and
frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:07 pm
arrrrrrrgh pirate i'm always so bored.
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:38 pm
I'm a goldfish killer... I didn't know that the city adds extra chlorine to the water in the spring and summer and that there is a chemical to cleanse the water of it...
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:46 pm
Rei Inaba I'm a goldfish killer... I didn't know that the city adds extra chlorine to the water in the spring and summer and that there is a chemical to cleanse the water of it...
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:48 pm
It's 34 days till my 3,000 day on Gaia. Weird.
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:04 am
gaia_angelleft I want some Ice cream right now! gaia_angelright
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