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[insert weird name]

that's messed up lols.  

[Animaznboy]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"  

[Tahimek]

Animaznboy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Crap, that's so awful!

-waiter-  

[insert weird name]

LMFAO. xd  

[Tahimek]

*goes to the bar and makes a melon & ginger crush* Just another usual night at the AP Bar...

-waiter-  

[Tahimek]

BRB, I have to eat dinner now ^^.

*posts sign on bar: "Will be back in 15 minutes."*

-waiter-  

[Tahimek]

Sorry that took longer sweatdrop .

-waiter-  

[Animaznboy]

"*le gasp*" Pagtatapat did a triple post! eek  

[Tahimek]

Animaznboy

"*le gasp*" Pagtatapat did a triple post! eek

Yeah, intentionally rolleyes .

-waiter-  

[Tahimek]

And guess what? Here's another.

*Wipes Jarvin's saliva off the walls with a towel.*

It's still oozing all over my arm xp ...

-waiter-  

[yamabuki]

eww.... I feel sorry for you. I would hate to clean that mess up. lol  

[NittleGrasper`]

Pagtatapat01

Animaznboy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Crap, that's so awful!

-waiter-

lol. That would be weird if that really did happen... xd though, that's kinda bad for the guys... xp  

[Tahimek]

NittleGrasper^-^

lol. That would be weird if that really did happen... xd though, that's kinda bad for the guys... xp

The poor guy.

Okay, I think I wiped all the stuff off the wall. Let's hope it doesn't happen again xp .

-waiter-  

[insert weird name]

what kind of mess did jarvin make ? =O  

[Tahimek]

. A m e t h y s t .

what kind of mess did jarvin make ? =O

Remember when Jarvin graffiti'd the wall. Well, the only way to wash it off was for him to lick it off (he eats paint? No wonder why he's so illiterate!). So we made him lick the entire wall, but then the whole wall was oozing with his spit, and then I had to wipe it all off gonk !

Want a drink?

-waiter-