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 Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:59 pm
I found out something a few days ago. I was looking up "Grammar Nazi", and it turns out I'm not being ENOUGH of one. All this time I COULD have been calling EVERYTHING a person said totally irrelevant on the grounds that the person used a non-word, bad spelling, or bad grammar even if it was just for one moment. -facepalms-
No, I am not joking. I actually mean what I just said.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:33 pm
Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:20 am
Thank you. I needed a laugh. I was just dumped on line.
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:50 pm
I didn't have internet for a whole month and now I'm back!! Anyone miss me? No? Oh....^_^
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:54 pm
 NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:17 am
I don't know about anyone else, but when I picture someone saying dub-exclusive material is superior to the original material, I usually picture the person saying it in that dopey-sounding cartoon voice used to show the person is not only EXTREMELY stupid, but also SO MENTALLY IMPAIRED that NO AMOUNT of attempts at educating the person will make him or her any smarter than the person is now. I even picture the person as doing things such as saying "am" instead of "is" or "are", and I even intentionally misspell words if I'm typing out the person's statement, imagining the words being written in EXTREMELY sloppy and illegible handwriting.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:19 am
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's." The hands had never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man "And whose clock is that one?" *
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock." The hands had moved twice. Telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.
"Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man.
"President Obama's clock is in Jesus' office." St. Peter responded.
"President Obama's clock is so important it is in Jesus' office?" Asked, the man.
"Yes, he's using it as a ceiling fan." Responded St. Peter.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:21 am
Do you have any material on Dubya or Cheney?
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:28 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:16 pm
Hey everybody!
I have no occasion to wear it, but I sure love the new autumn wedding dress that just came out here on Gaia! biggrin
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:09 pm
Caitiebear Well....there isn't a SPECIFIC place that we can talk about nothing on here....so I'll start one. razz Actually you can talk about nothing in 85 % of the topics biggrin
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:05 pm
Hello, newby in this guild right hur.
How is everyone? smile
I'm alright! Cleaning while checking up on the updates of the tsunami that was triggered in Japan. Scary stuff!
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:44 pm
Random question here...^^;; I didn't see like a discussion thread in the role play forum, so I'll ask here. If I were going to make a Rocky Horror Picture Show RP, would anyone be interested?
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:17 pm
TinyDog Random question here...^^;; I didn't see like a discussion thread in the role play forum, so I'll ask here. If I were going to make a Rocky Horror Picture Show RP, would anyone be interested?
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:46 am
Ah right ^^;; everyone seemed to be rping in that thread so I wasn't sure. But ok! Thank you!...again XD
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