----~The Asian Pride Bar~---- (Come Chat with us!)

[Tahimek]

This place is getting dangerous now.

-waiter-  

[Animaznboy]

.. So everybody forgets about my problems... oh well... guess I should do the same...  

[Tahimek]

Animaznboy

.. So everybody forgets about my problems... oh well... guess I should do the same...

No we didn't.
I just don't know what to type about the problem, but hopefully you'll be over with it soon.

-waiter-  

[Animaznboy]

Pagtatapat01

Animaznboy

.. So everybody forgets about my problems... oh well... guess I should do the same...

No we didn't.
I just don't know what to type about the problem, but hopefully you'll be over with it soon.

-waiter-

I hope so... I'm too lazy to do a pro's and con's list...  

[Tahimek]

Animaznboy

Pagtatapat01

Animaznboy

.. So everybody forgets about my problems... oh well... guess I should do the same...

No we didn't.
I just don't know what to type about the problem, but hopefully you'll be over with it soon.

-waiter-

I hope so... I'm too lazy to do a pro's and con's list...

So what do you have in mind?

-waiter-  

[Tahimek]

*Yawn* Looking at all the dangerous things going on at the bar, no wonder why fewer customers are coming sweatdrop .

-waiter-  

[Dark_Asian_Prince]

Pagtatapat01

*Yawn* Looking at all the dangerous things going on at the bar, no wonder why fewer customers are coming sweatdrop .

-waiter-

its all jarvins fault. but then again we need some excitement dont we?  

[insert weird name]

Animaznboy

.. So everybody forgets about my problems... oh well... guess I should do the same...

what are your problems ?  

[yamabuki]

Pagtatapat01

None of us here hate you. We're actually pretty glad to have you in the guild. I'm positive that things will get better.

BTW, what did your father say?

-waiter-

Well...My father told me on the phone, cuz I no longer live with my family, that he was going to Europe and didnt want to put up with a son thats bisexual. He told me to ******** off and never bother him again and that I was a descrace to the Roush family. -Yelling of corse.

I asked for some money cuz I need a new matrice for my bed and I told him that im bi for the first time thinking that he was cool and all, but I was wrong. I liked him more than mom but now....I officaly hate them both equaly.  

[insert weird name]

hearing that from someone who is a bi also, pisses me off now. i remember telling my mom that i was a lez at first, and she was being so ******** conservative about how it's not true and how i will grow up to only be with a man just 'cause i'm asian and she says so. how ******** stereotypical is that ?

i'm sorry to hear that your parent(s) won't accept you for who you are.  

[Animaznboy]

Dark_Asian_Prince

Pagtatapat01

*Yawn* Looking at all the dangerous things going on at the bar, no wonder why fewer customers are coming sweatdrop .

-waiter-

its all jarvins fault. but then again we need some excitement dont we?

*sits up on stool again* So I was walking next to burger king one day and I saw a hobo in the back alley. I flip him a quarter and he starts to eat it. I asks him why he's eatin it. He points to the menu, "It's a quarter pounder right?"  

[Tahimek]

. A m e t h y s t .

i remember telling my mom that i was a lez at first, and she was being so ******** conservative about how it's not true and how i will grow up to only be with a man just 'cause i'm asian and she says so. how ******** stereotypical is that ?

Is she still like that?  

[insert weird name]

Pagtatapat01

. A m e t h y s t .

i remember telling my mom that i was a lez at first, and she was being so ******** conservative about how it's not true and how i will grow up to only be with a man just 'cause i'm asian and she says so. how ******** stereotypical is that ?

Is she still like that?

yep. some people just never change, you know. mad  

[Animaznboy]

|It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "******** him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."