| Are you a natural killer? |
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| Who, me? *looks innocent* |
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 Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:00 pm
/stabs thread with broken bottle
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:08 pm
*cuts the thread heart out and cooks it*
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:24 pm
*Meanders in only to find the thread still going.* Blast it all! *Picks up a knife and begins to methodically cut little nicks up and down the thread. When it appears to be bleeding heavily, she drops the thread in to a vat of hydrochloric acid, smiling as the thread writhes about and the acid turns a Pepto-Bismo shade of pink.* There now, that ought to slow you down some.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:03 pm
*Skips through the thread, feeding it cup cakes filled with anti-freeze*
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:08 pm
*25 hours later...* Sheesh am I behind or what. *Scoops up the thread, dumping it in the blender and hitting the "high" button. As the blender whirs at full speed, she cleans up the cupcake crumbs, dumping them in with the thread.*
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:28 pm
Wanders in finding the blendered thread. Dumps the mix into a jug filled with explosives and watches it go bang with a smile
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:57 am
Puts the tread in a pot of strong coffee. Lets it soak up the coffee. Takes it out. Lets it run around wildly on a caffine high till it explodes.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:57 pm
*pours anti-freeze down the thread's throat.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:43 pm
(LOL Ponk that sounded like me today... note to self 4 no-doz in 4 hours == shakes)
Gives the tread charcoal to soak out the anti-freeze and then washes the inside with undiluted bleach
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:22 pm
*messes up surgery and lets the thread die on the operating table*
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:28 pm
*Pokes the thread with her fork, watching it squirm a minute before burying it alive in an ant hole.*
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:37 pm
-burns a cross while wearing masked white robes, scaring the thread out of town-
(Hmm... even I found that to be in bad taste. Wish I could think of something else... gonk )
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:32 am
 -stares thread to death- stare
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:49 am
*puts the thread in to a washing machine*
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:16 pm
Gives the thread my assignment and watches it beat its self to death out of frustration
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