The droid takes a couple of bad hits but doesn't back away. Instead, the droid wraps its hands around the girl's neck. Sachara = 140 Droid = 140
Sachara = 140 Droid = 85
The droid wrings the girl's neck like a wet dish cloth. Sachara = 30 Droid = 85
Sachara = 30 Droid = 85
The droid gives the girl's neck a final, fatal twist. Sachara = *POP!* Oops! I don't think that was supposed to happen. Meatbags are so frail... Droid = 85
The droid is pommeled to a pulp. It mixes some of itself into a glass of water and offers the poisonous concoction to the girl as she seems thirsty from her recent exertion. Fred = 195 Droid = 140
Looks a bit strong - adds some water. Urgh tastes disgusting. Spits it out at the droid.
Fred 195 Droid 85
The droid sends a dry-cleaning bill for an exorbitant amount of money to the girl's accountant. Fred = 85 Droid = 85
Puts the bill in the shredder along with the droid.
lol I see, no problem, gets ready for her offense !
woot, 1 hit! hehe
The droid stops goofing around with the physical humor and starts telling raunchy jokes which are sure to destroy the moral fiber of the girl when they make her laugh. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 80
nah no reason to destroy my morals lol
The droid switches from comedy to magic. It saws the girl in half. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
nonono lol not a saw ! scary lol
The droid uses a dangerous amount of pyrotechnics to dramatize the next trick of making the girl disappear. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
The droid is pommeled to a pulp. It mixes some of itself into a glass of water and offers the poisonous concoction to the girl as she seems thirsty from her recent exertion. Fred = 195 Droid = 140
Looks a bit strong - adds some water. Urgh tastes disgusting. Spits it out at the droid.
Fred 195 Droid 85
The droid sends a dry-cleaning bill for an exorbitant amount of money to the girl's accountant. Fred = 85 Droid = 85
Puts the bill in the shredder along with the droid.
Fred 85 Droid 30
The droid grabs a handful of its own shreds and shoves them under the girl's fingernails. Fred = 30 Droid = 30
The droid switches from comedy to magic. It saws the girl in half. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
nonono lol not a saw ! scary lol
The droid uses a dangerous amount of pyrotechnics to dramatize the next trick of making the girl disappear. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
lol not so fast!
The new droid sneaks up behind the girl while she's still gloating over defeating the other droid. The droid pushes on the back of her knees to make her drop. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
The droid recoils from the attack but recovers enough to pull out a lightsaber with each hand. When it regains its composure, it goes in for a diagonal slash with both blades. Sachara = 250 Droid = 140
The droid switches from comedy to magic. It saws the girl in half. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
nonono lol not a saw ! scary lol
The droid uses a dangerous amount of pyrotechnics to dramatize the next trick of making the girl disappear. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
lol not so fast!
The new droid sneaks up behind the girl while she's still gloating over defeating the other droid. The droid pushes on the back of her knees to make her drop. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
The droid is pommeled to a pulp. It mixes some of itself into a glass of water and offers the poisonous concoction to the girl as she seems thirsty from her recent exertion. Fred = 195 Droid = 140
Looks a bit strong - adds some water. Urgh tastes disgusting. Spits it out at the droid.
Fred 195 Droid 85
The droid sends a dry-cleaning bill for an exorbitant amount of money to the girl's accountant. Fred = 85 Droid = 85
Puts the bill in the shredder along with the droid.
Fred 85 Droid 30
The droid grabs a handful of its own shreds and shoves them under the girl's fingernails. Fred = 30 Droid = 30
The droid recoils from the attack but recovers enough to pull out a lightsaber with each hand. When it regains its composure, it goes in for a diagonal slash with both blades. Sachara = 250 Droid = 140
The droid uses a dangerous amount of pyrotechnics to dramatize the next trick of making the girl disappear. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
lol not so fast!
The new droid sneaks up behind the girl while she's still gloating over defeating the other droid. The droid pushes on the back of her knees to make her drop. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
ah no you wont get me lol
The droid comes up and ignites a lightsaber as it does. It goes for an uppercut slash. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:48 am
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Looks a bit strong - adds some water. Urgh tastes disgusting. Spits it out at the droid.
Fred 195 Droid 85
The droid sends a dry-cleaning bill for an exorbitant amount of money to the girl's accountant. Fred = 85 Droid = 85
Puts the bill in the shredder along with the droid.
Fred 85 Droid 30
The droid grabs a handful of its own shreds and shoves them under the girl's fingernails. Fred = 30 Droid = 30
Claws at the remains of the droid.
Fred 30 Droid 30
The droid is no more.
The new droid swoops in as the girl gloats over her victory. It smacks her upside the back of her head. Fred = 195 Droid = 250
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
Sachara=250 Droid= 140
The droid recoils from the attack but recovers enough to pull out a lightsaber with each hand. When it regains its composure, it goes in for a diagonal slash with both blades. Sachara = 250 Droid = 140
Sachara = 250 Droid = GONE
Congratulations, Meatbag! Now pick another droid *BRZZZT! and begin again!
The droid uses a dangerous amount of pyrotechnics to dramatize the next trick of making the girl disappear. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
lol not so fast!
The new droid sneaks up behind the girl while she's still gloating over defeating the other droid. The droid pushes on the back of her knees to make her drop. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
ah no you wont get me lol
The droid comes up and ignites a lightsaber as it does. It goes for an uppercut slash. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
That hurt now! ok. gets her nature staff out , shoots that droid into space!
