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 Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:58 pm
Actually I'm going to redo my prior comments. This only applies to actual yaoi... not doujinshi, fan fiction, fan art, or slash just because those things have their own special category of badness. Any yaoi where one or more of the following are true, flat out should not exist....
1. Yaoi were the ukes don't look like boys. Instead they look, act and dress like girls... This pretty much covers everything by Lily Hoshino. I'm sure there are others that do it, but she's just the most well known to be guilty of it.
2. Yaoi where there is no plot. It's all about the smut and only the smut. If there is a plot, it's so thin that it's really just about stringing things along to the sex scene(s.) A lot of short one-shots fall into this category.
3. Yaoi where the Ending can be summarized as "and they kissed and/or had sex for the first time. The end." Unfortunately, I just killed off 90% of the stuff actually released in the US with this one.
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:31 pm
I couldn't agree more. I want to see how their relationship works after they get together, too! Is that so much to ask?
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:12 pm
Sheard 3. Yaoi where the Ending can be summarized as "and they kissed and/or had sex for the first time. The end." Unfortunately, I just killed off 90% of the stuff actually released in the US with this one. Yeah I happen to agree... I mean the whole series leading up to sex and just ending? It's a little boring to me... I like seeing all the ups and downs afterwards. That's why in a fanfic I wrote a long time ago I just HAD to continue after the characters got into the sack because it just looked to incomplete other wise.
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:14 pm
It seems really incomplete to me too when that happens.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:46 am
MinaMouse Have you ever come across a yaoi that just plain should not exist? I sure as hell have. I really wish I hadn't too. Floating around in the internets somewhere, I came across a historical fanfiction story, about how Malcom X went into a time machine and ended up getting it on with Beethoven. It's like they pulled two names out of a hat and just went with it. What makes it worse though, is it was really well written and thought out and all that, you could tell it took time to write. I tell ya, I gave up yaoi for about 4 entire months after that little incident. Some of these pairings just make my brain hurt when I try to comprehend them. MINESWEEPER yaoi, of the mines gangraping the smiley face, Pikmin yaoi, of Olimar and Louie... EW EW EW EW EW! I'm an open minded person, but seriously, yaoi between the pot that called the kettle black? Just no. Do. Not. Want. yeah that should so not exist
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:21 am
ph34r t3h b3cc4 Anything involving beastiality. gonk For instance: Pokemon when the pair the people with pokemon (or pokemon with pokemon), and anything else. o.o i know i hate that. or the people with people is still wrong
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:05 pm
Rengeki Circles That...is...just wrong. -shudders-
MINESWEEEPER?! Ew. Just plain ew.
I'm going to go bang my head on a hard object now. Agreed... *shivers*
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:59 pm
1st of all Minesweeper!?! WTF? O_o Can there even BE parings?!? 2) DBZ yaoi in general! Yuck...XP 3) The Simpsons....Don't....ask... gonk *shudders* 4) Yea, what the crap is up with the Snape x Potter?? to: wxgirl WTF!! Ed, Edd, & Eddy??? My childhood has been stolen. crying 5) No more pokemon please! Blech! God, I can't see Ash with any guy! XP Ok, I done now. :3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  And so he did!
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:36 pm
Hoshi no Miko Sheard 3. Yaoi where the Ending can be summarized as "and they kissed and/or had sex for the first time. The end." Unfortunately, I just killed off 90% of the stuff actually released in the US with this one. Yeah I happen to agree... I mean the whole series leading up to sex and just ending? It's a little boring to me... I like seeing all the ups and downs afterwards. That's why in a fanfic I wrote a long time ago I just HAD to continue after the characters got into the sack because it just looked to incomplete other wise. But that's what yaoi is. It's not about plot. It's about pr0n, even with story driven series like Haru wo Daiteita and Kizuna. If you read the stories everything heads to sex. In Kizuna you go through like 8 volumes angst and romantic development with Kai and Masa just so you can watch them have sex. XD Every issue of Haru has pr0n. It's this great story about Katou and Iwaki getting together and trying to progress in both in their relationship and in their careers but there is pr0n in every issue. If there's no pr0n, it's not yaoi. It's BL or shounen ai or whatever you want to call it but not yaoi. ^^;
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:50 pm
Black and Blue Um, cross over manga/game stuff *shudders* Are just stains of love.
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:24 am
ShadowedMoonlight ...I'll get back to you after my mind has finished being utterly boggled by Minesweeper yaoi... burning_eyes How the hell does that even work? Do mines even have a gender? I'm a very open person n like a lot of weird pairings but .. WTF!?! minesweeper? I mean how does that even work? I also hate wheen people put pairings of little kids shows. I mean some of is just gross.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:46 pm
xd xd Minesweeper yaoi.....wth? I haven't thought that minesweepers would have a yaoi! xd xd
same with kids....poor kids.....
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:53 am
Riosin Am I the only one who was too scared to click the 'Bible' section on ff.net? I mean...GAWD. *barfs* ew! ... that's sooo disturbing burning_eyes But i have to say I hate Potter n Snape but I actually read a good fan fiction of it n I was surprised now I still don't really like the couple but the story is on my fav's (Harry was also grown up he was like 21 or somein.)
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:05 pm
xd weird. I think anything that consists of ripping limbs off and blood everywhere is a real turn off. They stuff is really nasty too. stare
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:44 pm
[Meh, don't think there's anything that shouldn't exist]
[Provided it's in the right hands, anything can be good]
[I once read a Tetris block slash that was absolutely hilarious (I think the minesweeper one might be by the same personXD)]
[EDIT: I did actually think of something - Jesus/Mohammed(sp?), and they were mostly seriousXD]
[Funniest thing I've ever read, though]
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