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 Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:22 pm
Japan gets wiped off the face of earth
I want to be able to talk to animals
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:37 pm
The animals will downgrade and knock your self esteem to the brink of suicidal thoughts as you drown your sorrows in cheap malt-liquor
... I Wish I could breath underwater
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:44 pm
The oil from the spill floats towards you and you die.
I wish none of you could corrupt my wish. xD
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:49 pm
then ******** off.
i wish for the number 6.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:31 pm
(xD ******** off? WTF does that hafta do with it? xDDD Fail)
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:35 pm
The number 6 eats you.
I wish I was friends with an alien.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:48 pm
Sadly, your alien invites a few comrades over and they blow you up.
I wish I could have the hottest girl in the world. xDD
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:54 pm
granted, but the girls beat you to death with bats.
(dude if we cant currupt your wish then ******** off.xD)
i wish for the world to blow up.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:36 pm
world blows up but comes back all togehther messed up with rocks inside people,and people inside people and people inside rocks(didnt think anyone could corrupt it eh?)
i wish i had every known super power in the world
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:12 pm
Including the one where you spontaneously explode.
I wish I knew how to play guitar.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:25 pm
When you buy the guitar, it instantly thinks you're the instrument and plays you.
I wish I could have more time.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:37 am
Time never existed!!!
I wish I could make a wish that can't get corrupted because it itself is corrupted enough...but its never enough
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 8:33 am
Granted. But you just blew out your brain stem.
I wish fish could really fly.
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:25 am
Granted. But you can never touch land again.
I wish I had an air conditioner
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:29 am
You get one. Then it falls on you and kills you.
I wish I had a parrot that I could teach to say yohoho rum
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