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 Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:53 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:21 pm
Queen-tintin http://www.funny.com/funny?fn=CN4XZ&Funny_Pictures=oh_crap
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Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:27 pm
Pink Fregia Queen-tintin http://www.funny.com/funny?fn=CN4XZ&Funny_Pictures=oh_crap
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Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:30 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:33 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:08 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:50 pm
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:10 pm
The teacher asked little Johnny "What comes after 69?" Little Johnny replied "Mouthwash" Little Johnny was asked to leave the room.
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:16 pm
I got pulled over after leaving the doughnut shop. The cop asked, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
I immediately pointed to the box and said "Because you could smell these?"
We laughed and laughed.......
I need bail money.
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:30 am
Pink Fregia I got pulled over after leaving the doughnut shop. The cop asked, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
I immediately pointed to the box and said "Because you could smell these?"
We laughed and laughed.......
I need bail money. lol
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:27 am
some jokes to get our day going! hehe
Mickey and Donald in a Foxhole
Previous Next
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked.
lol
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong.
Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy."
"Like what?" asked Fozzie.
"Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't."
Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything."
"No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
Greeting the Queen
Previous Next
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton?
A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:31 am
Queen-tintin some jokes to get our day going! hehe Mickey and Donald in a FoxholePrevious Next Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked. lol One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong.
Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy."
"Like what?" asked Fozzie.
"Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't."
Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything."
"No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
Greeting the QueenPrevious Next Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:34 am
Pink Fregia Queen-tintin some jokes to get our day going! hehe Mickey and Donald in a FoxholePrevious Next Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked. lol One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong.
Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy."
"Like what?" asked Fozzie.
"Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't."
Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything."
"No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
Greeting the QueenPrevious Next Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen. hey hey thanks! how are you? oh we shouldn't chat here..keep forgetting they have a chat box here too! my bad!
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:38 am
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/5479_312239992236296_1448225282_n.jpg
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:46 am
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