## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Lady Lissalynn]

I want a divorce because she doesn't act like my loyal servant

 

[AutumnMoon4]

I want a divorce because she keeps poking at me with that staff of hers.

 

[_Chi_Chan_94_]

i want a divorce because she lets her bug like eat me up  

[SuperGirl498]

I want to divorce because I don't know you.

 

[avalonsThief]

Because your always chewing your gum in loud, annoying noises that remind me of cows.  

[Lady Lissalynn]

I want a divorce because she wants to use my coco for target practice.

 

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because she keeps smoking up the house!

 

[Sir Elezar]

I'm scawed I think you and tah dragon are plotting to keel me...D;  

[Winged Folcon]

he's always off on Onbu Black Ops missions. (I think I spelled that right)  

[zallison14]

I want a divorce because he's always breaking furniture and stuff...  

[AutumnMoon4]

~I want a divorce because I don't like girls and anyway, you're my sister...

 

[Lady Lissalynn]

I want a divorce because you always get bubble gum in my hair.

 

[avalonsThief]

Because your boots always track mud into the house!  

[Misty Marina]

I don't feel the love~

 

[AutumnMoon4]

It's too bright when I wake up..