Please let the rumours be true.
I've been hearing rumours that neds and 'chavs' have been arranging to meet each other and fight. Personally, I can't think of a better way to lower the ned population!
From
http://glasgowsurvival.co.uk/Sad news. My friend is wanting a chavette badge. I preswaded her not to get it but she says shes going back to the shop.
crying Round where I live chavs are thought of as slightly posher, more makeup, less violent than what you think they are.
Its neds that are the council housed, track suit wearing, bucky drinking, english hating, anything not scotish hating, so poor they have fake Kappa instead of Burberry, violent, on benifits, inbred, 5 kids by 20 sort, impossible to understand of people. If you can say they are people.