Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Eshmasesh]

deadmanjake

Eshmasesh

i believe that people can be possessed i command ghosts and spirits

...this was said by a person named kagome_and_inu4ever

How about a question that was once asked me:


So, when you talk to the ghosts, do they talk back?

Well...do they? surprised
I don't no anything about ghosts and communications...things.  

[jaden kendam]

Eshmasesh

deadmanjake

Eshmasesh

i believe that people can be possessed i command ghosts and spirits

...this was said by a person named kagome_and_inu4ever

How about a question that was once asked me:


So, when you talk to the ghosts, do they talk back?

Well...do they? surprised
I don't no anything about ghosts and communications...things.

It better be them or I am nucking futs.  

[TeaDidikai]

deadmanjake

Eshmasesh

deadmanjake

Eshmasesh

i believe that people can be possessed i command ghosts and spirits

...this was said by a person named kagome_and_inu4ever

How about a question that was once asked me:


So, when you talk to the ghosts, do they talk back?

Well...do they? surprised
I don't no anything about ghosts and communications...things.

It better be them or I am nucking futs.

Or you could be nucking futs and that is why the talk to you. ninja  

[jaden kendam]

TeaDidikai

deadmanjake

Eshmasesh

deadmanjake

Eshmasesh

i believe that people can be possessed i command ghosts and spirits

...this was said by a person named kagome_and_inu4ever

How about a question that was once asked me:


So, when you talk to the ghosts, do they talk back?

Well...do they? surprised
I don't no anything about ghosts and communications...things.

It better be them or I am nucking futs.

Or you could be nucking futs and that is why the talk to you. ninja

True, but that would mean that every message I give is from nucking futs spirits or sadistic spirits who like tormenting someone who is nucking futs. Or maybe I am the next Messiah. eek Of what, i do not know yet.  

[Dulliath]

"I follow the Brythonic Celtic pantheon of gods (although I am not a Wiccan. I occasionally steal Irish and Gallic gods when I can't find the correct Brythonic god, but rarely. (And once I worshipped Thunor in German so that the other gods wouldn't know I was cheating on them religiously)"  

[walkingundine]

'Naw, I can just go ahead and invoke Morrigan- I don't need a circle first. We're buddies!'  

[TeaDidikai]

Fluffy: As a Witch I am in tune with the cycles of nature.

Tea: Uh huh.

Fluffy: By the Goddess! It is far too hot out!

Tea: Well, it being summer and all- you might want to think about wearing light colors and shorts and t-shirts, instead of a black tench coat, long black jeans and a black turtle neck.

Fluffy: No. Don't you know anything?! Witches always wear black to keep the negititve energy away! ~leaves in a huff~

Tea, to herself: Huh.  

[AingealOreiad]

"Hera is my buddy. She gives me the best hugs."  

[jaden kendam]

Page one has a really good one.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18087363&page=2

Talking about Wicca:
We worship a male god same as the Christians. However, we also worship the female god that Christians acknowledge.  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Sadly enough, this one didn't come from a Pagan - it came from a Sociology teacher at my University. And it's not technically pagan, but it made my head spin.

"Islam talks about man as God - the five points of the man! Arm, Leg, Leg, Arm, Head - ALLAH."

I wonder if he's a Five Percenter.  

[maenad nuri]

AingealOreiad

"Hera is my buddy. She gives me the best hugs."

aww, how sweet!  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

I wonder if it's a new law of ED/M&R that starting off an explanation with "I'm not a fluff" automatically means that you are.  

[jaden kendam]

Henry Dorsett Case

I wonder if it's a new law of ED/M&R that starting off an explanation with "I'm not a fluff" automatically means that you are.

Well, if you say you are not, then I would make a guess and say that you are, until I see what was written, but seriously, stating that is just asking for trouble.

It would be like me saying that I am not against dumbasses and then making a thread about Fluffy Bunnys. wink  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

"Bhuddism[sic] is entirely based on facts and requires no faith whatsoever to follow!"  

[TeaDidikai]

Henry Dorsett Case

I wonder if it's a new law of ED/M&R that starting off an explanation with "I'm not a fluff" automatically means that you are.

Being Powerful is like being a Lady. If you have to tell people you are- you aren't.

- England's own Iron Maiden

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

- The Bard, Hamlet- Act 3, scene 2

In otherwords- if you are yelling about not being a fluffy, there is cause to wonder.