Weirdest reasons for not coming into Work / School.

[Crystal Void]

Someone boring posted abouve me and I fell asleep.  

[sSs_Vampire_Prince_sSs]

all the teachers are trying to kill me.  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

They kicked me out, why would I return?  

[sSs_Vampire_Prince_sSs]

"WHAT!!! THERE IS NO SCHOOL TODAY!!!" -crazy parents-....thats mine  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

My cat ate my alarm clock.  

[Musician At Heart]

...Im trapped in my own mind  

[Crystal Void]

I was buizy trapping The Strange Kitsune in his own mind.  

[Musician At Heart]

I broke an eyelash and needed an operation!  

[YOUHACKEDHAHA]

My fish died and i need to give it a proper funeral  

[Gold Marra]

well you see, first I held the bucket above my head... then I put it over my head... and well, I couldn't get it off... so no school for me =D

 

[Experiment number 13314]

I was already smarter than all the professors.  

[Crystal Void]

ninja I was there. You just didn't see me. ninja  

[Gold Marra]

ninja!!!

...ummm well you see... I did go... but I then went into the wrong classroom... so I just didn't do your class...

 

[Jade Gale]

 

[Gold Marra]

...someone did a fire sale...