The Vending Machine

[Encarton]

Out clunks the Paper Opener of Aeons.

*Inserts primed grenade*  

[Hunter Rush]

Out pops a piece of paper with "douche" written on it.

-inserts gaiaonline-  

[Encarton]

Out pours clean water

-inserts Vending Machine-  

[Hunter Rush]

Out pops a finger bone.

-inserts PS3-  

[Teh Jellyfishy]

Out pops a banana
>inserts seashell<  

[Encarton]

Out pours a torrent of sea water... which keeps going... and going... and going... and. going...

*inserts a jellyfish*  

[Hunter Rush]

Out pops a Great White Shark.

-inserts fist-  

[Encarton]

Out comes your arm lacking the fist.
Or if you have cut off someone elses fist,
Out pops bronze knuckles

*inserts a cloud*  

[TillxGone]

Ί ℒess ℑhan ℑhree Ύou.ღ

[Out pops a turtle

-Inserts a rock-] ღღ

 

[Encarton]

Out rolls a boulder

-inserts a star-  

[TillxGone]

Ί ℒess ℑhan ℑhree Ύou.ღ

[Out pops the Kitty Star.

-Inserts Coco Kitty-] ღღ

 

[Encarton]

Out pours many many Coco Kittens.

-inserts bolts-  

[TillxGone]

Out pops a robot.

-Inserts candy canes-  

[Encarton]

-Out drops peppermint plants + sugar cane-

-Inserts twelve dollars-  

[TillxGone]

{ And there’ll be sun sun sun. All over our bodies. And sun sun sun }
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All down our necks And sun sun sun All over our faces:
The machine rattles and gives Encarton...RARE CANDY!

Tilly adds in a penny to the machine.

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