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 Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:16 pm
Gets a Divorce
Inserts Ex-spouse
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:34 pm
Gets: custodial rights to the kids.
Inserts: Paid off mortgage (Woo Hoo!)
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:34 pm
gets restraining order
inserts a cadillac with four flats
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:58 pm
Gets to call AAA.
Inserts a tow truck.
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:57 pm
Gets an unexpected view of butt-cleavage gonk
Inserts eye patch
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:00 pm
Gets: an uncanny urge to talk like a pirate pirate
Inserts: peg leg
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:06 pm
gets...Aunt Peggy?! eek
*inserts cheek pinchers and wet kisses*
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:50 pm
gonk
Gets: an irritated gag reflex
Inserts: soap
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:53 pm
gets squeaky clean dishes
inserts dishwasher
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:27 pm
Gets: a wife! ninja
Inserts: rolling pin
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:31 pm
Gets: a cast iron frying pan.
*Inserts baseball bat*
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:47 pm
gets a talking dog in a banana suit with maracas singing "peanut Butter Jelly Time"
*inserts a guy that has a chin that looks like a pair of balls*
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:21 am
Gets a skin disorder.
Inserts a rubber glove.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:18 pm
gets a...PROSTATE EXAM?!?! scream I'm female you moron!!! stressed
*inserts malpractice claim*
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:22 pm
Gets an OBGYN
Inserts Test results eek
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