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hey... I work in a meaningless food-shoveling job.... well, at least the food is better.

I know how that can be... crushes that last a while are not exactly new territory for me, but we're not discussing me, we're discussing you.

I've already read my source material for this one, and I have a feeling that, if I ever met you personally, you'd probably need reconstructive plastic surgery by the time I got done with you.


That's always a good starting point for a relationship. It makes looking at whether an actual relationship is worth going after that much easier.



Things like that happen, so you know what you need to do there?

Try asking her if she wants to go out some time. It's not always puppy love if she acts more interested in him than she is in you... she may just be trying to make you jealous and get your attention.


This leads me to believe that the above is probably true.


Okay, but competition is healthy... it keeps you from getting lazy (although, in this case, you being lazy would have probably been the better route...).


How do you figure? you have 2 friends that don't know eachother, one of whom you have a thing for... I'd have to say that you have the upper hand, and if they're really friends, as you claim they are, then why not just introduce them, and see if they could actually make each other happy for a while?


And this is where it all goes to hell...

May you find solace in the fact that you've built a relationship on a complete lie, you're obsessed with this girl, and she will, eventually, find out.

I hope your "friend" smashes your face in with a cinder block when he finds out, it'll be a quicker, less painful way of dealing with it, since you aren't in my particular social circle... hell, if you were, you could be buried in a matchbook with room to spare.


Saying you will and actually doing something are 2 very different things.


So you went home, with no intention to actually pass the information along, and pretended to be your friend.

Wow, that's low.


Quite the clever predator, aren't you?

yeah, right.

Sorry, but that is, quite possibly, the oldest trick in the book, and as much as I hate to say it, you just sorta did it in the most unoriginal way you could think of.


And she obviously trusted you... last time that happens, I would hope.

you sicken me....



Gee, I wonder why?

Again, might I just point out that you disgust me....

You manipulated a situation that you really should never had anything further than a guiding hand in, and they will both, eventually, find out. Perhaps you need to consider coming out and telling the truth about the whole situation. they might even consider forgetting it ever happened, if you never speak to either of them ever again.


So you manipulate her emotions, betray the trust of your friends, AND take her virginity in one fell swoop?

That is quite possibly the lowest I have ever seen somebody get in an online forum... and that's saying something.


Are you bad?

No, actually, I'd probably have to go as far as saying that you have some seriously evil tendencies. You have managed to, in one singular day of action, make me want to capture you, hang you up in front of your house, and field dress you while you're still aware of your situation.

Fortunately for you, I have no interest in actually touching you, as you're probably vile, creepy, and gross, so I will simply offer a wiccan sentement that, generally can go 2 ways....

May your Karma be swift in it's repayment.

Have a nice day, asshat.