___ ways to annoy your band director

[DJ Twissta]

RoseDevil

~learn his cell phone #

~while having a large # of rests, call his cell phone

~he will pick up his cell phone and ask who is it

~tell him thanks for stopping, and show who you are

that would make anyone annoyed

just steal his cell phone its that easy see band directors tend to get hungry
at 7:47 at that time nobody has entered or left the Band room
Then sneak in easyily just like I did a few times to pool off a prank of the week and then take it see they leave there stuff in there perce or binder
or whatever and leave it there and trust that nobody takes it then you just
take it call people and then they end up having to pay alot and worry
see how fun it can be  

[Meshai]

We don't annoy my BD so much as scare him.
We name doors, guitars, pianos, instuments in general and rename people.
Yell "BYE (NAME) SEE YOU LATER) very loudly as you exit the band room. Get mad when they don't answer you.
Visit during breaks to ask about the English Horn they're getting you for Musical(this applies only to oboes.)
Stop in during spares and sit in on their class. (he was sooo confused)  

[B-e-b-o-p]

HAHAHA well in our band when thee tubas are supposed to be resting. we just start to play any kinda crap which really fits into the music xd but he really gets mad at our section and we don't win the "Section of the Year award" crying  

[djaucuensm]

if you play low brass, you could annoy your band director by yelling things out using multiphonics when your playing, ive tried that before, he didnt hear it, but it was funny.  

[KinkyKikyo]

seduce/hit on the teacher  

[Innocent chicken]

Have a contest to see which flute player can play the loudest during warmup (me and my friends did this and my bd was so pissed)

switch seats with someone and talk a lot after you do it (two alto sax's did this)

Bug him/her a lot (the oboes in my band do this a lot)

Play Mary Had A Little Lamb or Hot Cross Buns in a middle of the piece during an insturment solo

Stuff the bells of the brass insturments with random objects  

[Rie11]

blast at level one....play piano at forte ^_^...I have made my band director go off so many times ^_^  

[Piscean Melodies]

My BD's get soooooooo mad when the percussionists aren't ready when we play, they always sit around doing nothing, today Mr. Line got so fed up that he went back and played tympani (sp?) for the entire song xd  

[Bazyl]

froggyfluf

call him up at 3 in the morning to say hi.

thats awesome!


every once in a while a guy from our drumline or two will jump him [our BD, Mr. Andre] in the hallway after we perform or after rehearsal eek


Band Camp is always the best though.... especially when you know where the directors sleep twisted haha, revenge  

[Nayamashii Koneko]

Here are a few from my class....sorry if they are repeats.

~Constantly ask what measure we are on. (Tromboners, Trumpets and the percussion always do this.)

~Sing along with the metrenome especially if it is the Dr. Beat one(He played this one with it going ONE TWO THREE FOUR the entire time...I was singing along. He wasn't annoyed but wierded out....everyone else was laughing)

~Mess around with the BD's instrument. (Betts our BD has his trombone in the class at all times, and the freshman always mess with it. He gets so pissed at them.)

~Talk when another section is testing. (He nearly kicked out the entire trumpet section for this yesterday...my brother included)

~Hum off-key when tuning. (I do this on purpose just to watch him look for the kid thats doing this)

~Constantly change your reed. (The freshmen are well known for doing this in our class, he just sits there tapping his foot waitng for them. But they don't notice that he is watching them...idiots)

~Slouch when playing "Pomp and Circumstance" (Oh yea....how can you not, its so boring and easy...just can't help it)

~Constantly ask to go to the bathroom (This really annoys ours, especially if we are practicing a major piece)


Thats is for now....more to come I hope  

[The Kaishakunin]

Right his Address on the Board  

[Bazyl]

BurningTheory

Right his Address on the Board

lmao  

[Snucius]

I don't have any good ones off the top of my head, but what really pisses off my director is when someone's cell phone goes off during class. He flips out, and it's kinda funny and scary at the same time eek xd .

If I think of any more I'll add them later^^  

[Snucius]

Oh got one! Make the clarinets squeak on purpose like 20 times. Or some other reed instrument xp  

[Snucius]

TheElricSister

Have a contest to see which flute player can play the loudest during warmup (me and my friends did this and my bd was so pissed)

switch seats with someone and talk a lot after you do it (two alto sax's did this)

Bug him/her a lot (the oboes in my band do this a lot)

Play Mary Had A Little Lamb or Hot Cross Buns in a middle of the piece during an insturment solo

Stuff the bells of the brass insturments with random objects

xd !!! Those are pretty good.