.::Killing The Persons Wish Above You::.

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but hes playing Wow all night.

I wish my books would come already!  

[Link_to_Your_Destiny]

Granted but the binding broke so all the pages were sppread out all over the box.

I wish I had a good book to read.  

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but someone borrows it and never gives it back.

I wish school would go fast.  

[BannedAccount8623822]

Granted. But then when school goes fast = time goes fast as well. Before you know it your a wrinkled old women :[

I wish I could sleep  

[ALLIGAT0R TEARS]

Granted but you wake up 10 years later.

I wish I had a purple lambo.  

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but it got lost on the way to you.

I wish i had a pair of designer shoes.  

[Alice of Heart]

Granted, but some little kid puked all over them.

I wish I could get another case for my glasses.  

[BannedAccount8623822]

Granted but you broke them while you were trying them on

I wish I could be freeeee :]  

[Alice of Heart]

Granted, but a hunter thought you were a deer. Therefore, he shot you.


I wish that I had one million dollars? razz  

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but the Irs audited you and took it away.

I wish I had chocolate.  

[CinnaminRollPuppy]

Granted but I ate it.

I wish I had a friend over.  

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but they only stayed 5 min before leaving.

I wish I had finished my hw.  

[anticupid16]

Things that no one seems to hear

If you can smile, up above
I hope you look down tomorrow, while I'm awake
To see all the times I laugh, and all the times I frown
Notice then that, just like you, nothing keeps me down

A poison spitting yak comes and chews up all documentation of your homework assignments, but when you tell your teacher, they pull out the book of excuses and finds this one as number 4.388. You fail.

I wish for every book in the world.

Tanya Jean Spradling-Basilio-Pedigo
May 13, 1960 ~ November 4, 2008
Loving Sister, Devoted Daugther, Perfect Mom

Whisper softly to my ear

 

[CinnaminRollPuppy]

Granted but they exploded after 5 seconds.

I wish I had Starbabies.  

[ThornySinger]

Granted, but you get hacked and they are taken away!

I wish that pickles taste better.