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[Crystal Void]

The... cat... ate you're cheetos.

Dude, where's my pants!?  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

What pants? You only wear skirts!

Dude, where's my credit card?  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

You dropprd it, I thought I gave it back to you. Maybe I gave it to your evil twin.

Dude, where's my skin?  

[Crystal Void]

Under the thing with all the black stuff hanging from it. Right next to the other thing.

Dude, where's all my stuff?  

[Bronze Ibis]

...I dropped my rum and it got all over your stuff... so I ate it...

Dude... where's my ship?  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Is that it over there in the distance?

Dude, where's my dragon?  

[Crystal Void]

It's at the adult book store with shades and a black trench coat buying porn.

Dode, where's my samurai?  

[Jade Gale]

He ate the whole thing and Spider-Man had to rush him to the hospital.

Dude, where's my soul?  

[otakuspirit]

In the gutter

Dude, where's my pen?  

[Crystal Void]

Over there

Dude, where's my cat?  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

asleep in a cardboard box

Dude, where's my heart?  

[kokushibyou-_0]

I fed it to my dragon

Dude where's my sword at?  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

In your back, looks painful.

Dude, where's my hovercraft?  

[otakuspirit]

I stole it

Dude, where's my sister's toe?  

[Crystal Void]

I put it in the soup!

Dude, where are my memories?