Super random awesomeness (formerly introduce yourself)

[mathwl1020]

oh well
*takes dred's wallet*
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!  

[Krell356]

Just don't take mine... it has a really badass security system on it. Fair warning  

[mathwl1020]

*shoots krell*
ok, I won't take your wallet
*stabs krell*
*burns krells face off with acid*
*shaves off krells hair and puts it in jar*
*pulls out krells eyeballs for lanie's collection*
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!  

[Dred Noboru]

luckily i never had a wallet begin with  

[Krell356]

*counters Matt's stuff by bullet proof vest then dissapering after noticing the attack*
You fail  

[mathwl1020]

*destroys bullet proof vest*
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!  

[Krell356]

Oh my god this thread has been converted like a vampire.

COOL!!  

[mathwl1020]

*shows fangs*
well, yeah, I'm the one that converted it
*tries to bite krell*  

[Hoshigiri]

*returns after her long run, sits down, makes popcorn, and watches the matt vs krell fight*

Sweet!  

[The Shadow-Star]

*blanket falls off of Shadow's bed revealing pillows and blankets*
*random girl dressed head to toe in pink walks in*
what the hell is goin on in here? i go get a haircut and yall start the fun withou me. what meanies you are.  

[mathwl1020]

*looks at new girl under shadow's name*
OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SHADOW!
*starts biting impostor*  

[The Shadow-Star]

*bites back*
i ate her  

[mathwl1020]

*cuts impostor's ears off and eats them*
omnomnomnomnom!  

[The Shadow-Star]

*slits guy's palm open with athame and sucks out lifeblood*  

[mathwl1020]

OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SHADOW!
sorry I bit you, for now
*uses magic to heal hand*
and don't forget, I'm a vampire now!

p.s. I'm waiting for you to post in new hampton