Weirdest reasons for not coming into Work / School.

[-l- Aoi Koneko -l-]

School is trying to take over the world so i am hiding  

[Lovely Dirt x3]

"ever notice how there are more girls than boys in school.... yeah, i think their getting together to make a conspiracy against us men... its not just in school, but all over japan, soon enough, their gona take over the world, and we will be powerless. so i stay home to plan a counter attack and gather intellect, spy on the enemy ninja "

some lame dude from a game i played rofl

 

[Crystal Void]

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*yawn* Hum? School? What school? Go away I'm trying to sleep.
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[sSs_Vampire_Prince_sSs]

School is boring me to death  

[Crystal Void]

I ate the whole thing. xp  

[sSs_Vampire_Prince_sSs]

The school is contaminated with the H1N1 flu  

[Crystal Void]

Too much blood!  

[Misty Marina]

The red light wouldn't change!

 

[sSs_Vampire_Prince_sSs]

There was this train holding me up.  

[Misty Marina]

I got hijacked~

 

[Lovely Dirt x3]

i farted and blew up the school rofl

 

[Crystal Void]

Someone farted and blew up the school. xp  

[Jade Gale]

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[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Everyone there is already dead.  

[sSs_Vampire_Prince_sSs]

someone blew up the lab rooms