The Vending Machine

[TillxGone]

Out pops a sexy outfit.

-Inserts a bear-  

[Encarton]

     Tilly was turned into clothing!?! A sexy outfit but... it may be made of human skin O__o

Out flows a very large amount of honey

*inserts left arm*  

[SapphireSara3]

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Out pops a suitcase!

*Inserts Prozac*

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[Encarton]

     Out pops a huge slug.

*Inserts a rose*  

[SapphireSara3]

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Out pops a beast.

*Inserts instant oatmeal*

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[Encarton]

     Out plops a rock.

*inserts dollar bill*  

[SapphireSara3]

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Out pops George Washington!

*Inserts Sarah Palin*

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[Encarton]

     Out pops a Russian!

*Inserts a Ribosome*  

[SapphireSara3]

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Out pops Encart's DNA.

*Inserts strand of hair*

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[Encarton]

     Out pops a male copy of Sara.

*inserts a kite*  

[TillxGone]

{ Everyday I wake up, I choose Love, I choose Light }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

And I try it's too easy just to fall apart:
Out pops a pinwheel

-Inserts a bottle of water-

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}  

[Encarton]

*out falls some ice cubes*

*inserts a Rose*  

[TillxGone]

Out pops a bottle of rose water.

-Inserts a pen-  

[Encarton]

Out sprays a torrent of ink!

-Inserts a light bulb-  

[Hunter Rush]

Out pops a primed grenade.

-inserts Sword of Aeons-