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[Tinosku]

IY_and_MCR

Tinosku

IY_and_MCR

Tinosku

Oh sorry. o.o
Hi. ::waves::
I'm just a bit worried about something and not thinking straight.

Would I be acting horridly if I asked what was on your mind?

Half you, but never half me

Not at all.
My sister's first day at her job is almost over and one of my Middle school friends comiitted suicide.

Ah, I see.
Well, I hope all went well for your sister.
I knew somebody who did commit suicide, but it wans't somebody I was close to so I wasn't affected.

All that I am turns to fear

I am unaffected aswell,
what worries me is the questions that come to mind.  

[zz1000zz]

My solution for that is to quit thinking. I did that once a few years ago, and ever since my life has gotten better.  

[Tinosku]

Be back in 40 I'm headed out to pick up my sis.  

[IY_and_MCR]

Tinosku

Be back in 40 I'm headed out to pick up my sis.

Alright, I should still be here.

All I did was what I had to  

[zz1000zz]

I may not be here then. My finger is getting tired from tapping so much!  

[IY_and_MCR]

zz1000zz

I may not be here then. My finger is getting tired from tapping so much!

The solution is simple.
Train a ferret to tap for you.

She starves herself to rid herself of sin  

[zz1000zz]

There are two problems with that. First, finding a ferret at this time of night would be tiresome. Second, while the ferret would tap well enough, i doubt its brain would be capable of memorizing Morse Code.

Solution: Genetically engineer a ferret with the capabilities i need!  

[IY_and_MCR]

zz1000zz

There are two problems with that. First, finding a ferret at this time of night would be tiresome. Second, while the ferret would tap well enough, i doubt its brain would be capable of memorizing Morse Code.

Solution: Genetically engineer a ferret with the capabilities i need!

I can always spare a geneticly altered ferrit from my army.

Let the bodies hit the floor  

[zz1000zz]

Is it already trained in Morse Code? If not, i have no need for it.  

[IY_and_MCR]

They know morse code, but only in Japanese.

I'm no one at all  

[zz1000zz]

While i do know Japanese, i am afraid my ISP would not work with it. It appears i will have to train my own ferret.

Or just get a T3 cable installed ^^  

[IY_and_MCR]

Yes well, never underestimate the fun of ferret training.
Oh, the good times you will have.

As we all fall foreward  

[zz1000zz]

Actually, i have never been good at training things. I do not have whatever it takes to take care of something else. I do not mind children, but they have to be old enough that i do not have to watch them every second. I just cannot stand to have things dependent on me.

I once had a pet rock die on me. I turned myself in for animal neglect, but they let me off with a warning.  

[IY_and_MCR]

I can get cats and hermit crabs to listen to me easy. Everything else either has to fear me or will not listen to a word I say. While I am good with children I am not good at training them. I don't like having things dependant on me aside from my pets because I get freaked it'll die on me.

My pet rock got bone cancer and had to be put down.

But it's not easy to know  

[zz1000zz]

I find that i am a terrible person on which to depend. Sometimes i get the impression i can fix anything, or break anything. So i guess depending on me is like flipping a coin.

And getting shot if you lose.