Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[SideEffekt]

her pets put poison in my cat food O.o  

[MelancholyAstronomy]

His avis Too Cute! OwO

 

[rain the magician]

She couldn't move anywhere cause she was always chained down!!!! stare  

[Musique au Coeur]

He is ALWAYS bragging about his scar like he is harry potter or something.  

[ClosedAcc450]

I end up losing her out in the snow because shes too white.  

[Chatty Cassie]

her signature was too cute. i got jealous sweatdrop  

[Sugar Plushie]

"~She got on a cloud and flew away~ o.o"

 

[rain the magician]

Well it went like this. She asked me why I where this mask all the time and I said cause I can't see.
She didn't understand what I mean " Are you blind" she asked and I said " no I'm not it's a little diffrent than that".
She still didn't understand me so she wanted me to take my mask off but I told her that you realy don't want to see my face the way that it is.
But she just on keep on annoying me to take my mask off so that she could see my face but I keep on telling her that you don't wanna see it.
Then finally one day after 2 months of it I finally said " fine I'll take off my mask" I took off my mask and said " see this is what I mean't, my eye's are stitched shut".
First she just stared then she threw up on the ground and then pasted out.
After she woke up she said " I'm not gonna be marryed to a guy that has such a freaky face like your's".
So the following month we got divorced.  

[Sugar Plushie]

"(there is no way I would be so mean lol, I give kudos for a story though :3)
~He mistook me for someone else~"

 

[mihawk13]

I got too wrapped up in adventuring, regrettably cry crying gonk  

[Elfrida]

he thought he'd already devorced me!  

[rylith]

Her avi is too black  

[Elfrida]

she doesn't like hugs  

[Pisuke Hero]

She'll tried to kill me, in my sleep