tempat khas untuk mengantar mesej gile hanye untuk dpt gold

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Bila da dedekat nak last days pose baru terpikir nak layan coconut shake xP

 

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Ala, ramadhan dah nak habis crying  

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Baru perasan ada anjing kat bawah logo gaia xP

 

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Dimulakan dengan Bismillah. Disudahi dengan Alhamdulillah.  

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Sajuk ehh..rasa kan tidur..

 

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kuching sarawak hujan..yeah yeahhh nasiblaa sah kat rumah.......

selamat petang jumaat semua....... biggrin  

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jom layan lagu ptg2 nih sweatdrop blaugh

aerosmith - cryin


There was a time
When I was so broken hearted
Love wasn't much of a friend of mine
The tables have turned, yeah
'Cause me and them ways have parted
That kind of love was the killin' kind
Now listen
All I want is someone I can't resist
I know all I need to know by the way that I got kissed

I was cryin' when I met you
Now I'm tryin' to forget you
Love is sweet misery
I was tryin' just to get you
Now I'm dyin' cause I let you
Do what you do - down on me

Now there's not even breathin' room
Between pleasure and pain
Yeah you cry when we're makin' love
Must be one and the same

It's down on me
Yeah I got to tell you one thing
It's been on my mind
Girl I gotta say
We're partners in crime
You got that certain something
What you give to me
Takes my breath away
Now the word out on the street
Is the devil's in your kiss
If our love goes up in flames
It's a fire I can't resist

I was cryin' when I met you
Now I'm tryin' to forget you
Your love is sweet misery
I was tryin' just to get you
Now I'm dyin' cause I let you
Do what you do to me

'Cause what you got inside
Ain't where your love should stay
Yeah, our love, sweet love, ain't love
till you give your heart away

I was cryin' when I met you
Now I'm tryin' to forget you
Your love is sweet misery
I was tryin' just to get you
Now I'm dyin' just to let you
Do what you do what you do down to me,
baby, baby, baby

I was cryin' when I met you
Now I'm tryin' to forget you
Your love is sweet misery
I was tryin' when I met you
Now I'm dyin' cause I let you
Do what you do down to , down to, down to, down to
I was cryin' when I met you
Now I'm dyin' to forget you
Your love is sweet
I was cryin' when I met you
xp  

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Ada satu cerita yang berlaku di pasar ayam di Kamunting. Peniaga ayam ini nama dia Keranji. Dia jual ayam yang di beli dari beberapa tempat. Ada pulak seorang pelanggan nama dia Hanoni. Dia ni pelanggan tetap ayam Keranji. Kak Noni ni dok meniaga nasi dekat kedai berhampiran. Jadi hari hari lah dia beli ayam dari Keranji. Disebabkan dah setiap hari dok main dengan ayam, sampai Kak Noni dah kenal jenis jenis ayam sebelum di sembelih. Antara ayam yang selalu dipilih oleh Kak Noni ialah ayam dari Bangi dan ayam dari Perlis. Selalunya ayam dari Bangi lah yang menjadi pilihan Kak Noni. Kalau tidak dia akan beli ayam dari Perlis sahaja. Kalau tak ada lansung dia tak akan beli ayam lain.

Kelebihan yang ada pada Kak Noni ialah dia boleh kenal samada ayam tu dari Bangi atau Perlis ialah dengan membelek punggung ayam tu. Selalunya Keranji akan campur semua ayam yang sampai dalam satu tempat. Jadi jenuhlah Kak Noni dok belek sekor sekor nak cari ayam Bangi atau ayam Perlis. Mula-mula Keranji tak kisah sangat dengan Kak Noni. Tapi lama-lama Keranji dah mula boring . Sebab Kak Noni ni customer tetap Keranji pendam je bengang dia.

Satu hari Kak Noni datang macam biasa dan terus belek punggung ayam nak cari ayam Bangi. Habis semua ayam dibeleknya . tak ada satu pun ayam Bangi atau ayam Perlis. Jadi Kak Noni pun panggil Keranji dan tanya,

Kak Noni : Ranji ! ayam Bangi tak ada ka.
Keranji : Tu ada dalam tu. (Yang sebenarnya tak ada sebab lori ayam Bangi terbalik dekat Tanjung Malim)
Kak Noni : Hang toksah dok bohong. Kak Noni dah tengok dah, semua ayam dari tempat lain.
Keranji : Ayam Perlis ada. (Yang sebenarnya pun tak ada sebab lori rosak dekat Nibong Tebal).
Kak Noni : Hang ni, Kak Noni kata tak dak, tak dak la. Hang ingat Kak Noni tak kenai ka ayam-ayam tu. Bukan sehari dua Kak Noni dok main dengan ayam.
Keranji : Kak Noni ni memang teror lah, punggong ayam pun dia boleh kenal.
Kak Noni : Baru hang tau siapa Kak Noni. Pakar tengok punggong ayam.(lalu blah sambil tersenyum walau pun tak dapat ayam hari itu).

Kemudian sampailah nak dekat Hari Raya. Kak Noni macam biasalah nak belek punggong ayam. Keranji tengok Kak Noni, bengang je rasa macam nak bertempik dekat Kak Noni sebab orang terlalu ramai dan sesak pada masa tu. Kak Noni perasan yang Keranji memang bengang kat dia. Sambil Keranji dok bersihkan ayam Kak Noni, Kak Noni cuba ambil hati Keranji.

Kak Noni : Ranji ! Tak balik raya ke tahun ni.
Keranji : Tak!!! (Bengang)
Kak Noni : Famili ada kat sini ke.
Keranji : Tak dak!!
Kak Noni : Habih tu raya dengan siapa.
Keranji : Raya sorang-sorang.
Kak Noni : Kalau Ranji tak balik kampung mai lah rumah Kak Noni.
Keranji : Tak pa lah, terima kasih je lah.
Kak Noni : Dah lama kita kenal, kak tak tau pun kampung Ranji. Kampung Ranji kat mana?
Keranji : (Diam)(Buat tak dengar)
Kak Noni : Kak tanya ni, kampung Ranji kat mana.
Keranji : (Masih diam)(Tiba-tiba Keranji naik atas meja lalu membuka seluar dan menonggeng ke arah Kak Noni sambil berkata......). Kalau Kak Noni teror cuba Kak Noni belek lubang punggong saya dan teka saya berasal dari mana.
Kak Noni : (Ambil ayam dia dan terus blah) xd rofl jk  

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yuna - deeper conversation

Is your favourite colour blue?
Do you always tell the truth?
Do you believe in outerspace?
And now I'm learning you

Is your skin as tanned as mine?
Does your hair flow sideways?
Did someone take a portion of your heart?
And now I'm learning you

And if you don't mind
Can you tell me
All your hopes and fears
And Everything that you believe in
Would you make a difference in the world
I'd love for you to take me to a deeper conversation
Only you can make me
I let my guard down for you
And in time you will too

and If you don't mind
Can you tell me
All your hopes and fears
And Everything that you believe in
Would you make a difference in the world
I'd love for you to take me to a deeper conversation
Only you can make me

and If you don't mind
Can you tell me
All your hopes and fears
And Everything that you believe in
Would you make a difference in the world
I'd love for you to take me to a deeper conversation
Only you can make me

4x
Deeper Conversation
Let me  

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cake - i will survive

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
I kept thinking I could never live without you
By my side

But then I spent so many nights
Just thinking how you've done me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to get along

And so you're back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you
Here without that look upon your face

I should have changed that ******** lock
I would have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me

Well now go,
Walk out the door
Just turn around
Now, you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one
Who tried to break me with desire?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh not I,
I will survive
Yeah
As Long as I know how to love,

I know I'll be alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
I will survive,

I will survive
Yeah, yeah
It took all the strength I had
Just not to fall apart

I'm trying hard to mend the pieces
Of my broken heart
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself

I used to cry,
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me
With somebody new

I'm not that stupid little person
Still in love with you
And so you thought you'd just drop by
And you expect me to be free

But now I'm saving all my lovin'
For someone whose lovin' me
oh now go,
Walk out the door

Just turn around
Now, you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one
Who tried to break me with desire?

Did you think I'd crumple?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh not I,
I will survive

Yeah
As long as I know how to love,
I know I'll be alive
I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give
I will survive,
I will survive
Yeah, yeah
Oh no  

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inside of you - russell brand

Old as Ancient Skies
I've had these wondering eyes
But you took me by surprise when you let me inside of you

Inside of you
Inside of you
There's got to be
Some part of me
Inside of you

Inside of you, I could cross this desert plane
Inside of you, I can hear you scream my name
Inside of you, while the stars unfold
I've crossed me heart and I've crossed the world
And I need you here and I need to be
Inside of you

Now the flowers bloom
I feel you creep into my room
And if this should be our tune
I'll die here inside of you

And the world explodes
I've never been down this road
Teach me how to glow
While I'm moving
Inside of you

Inside of you, the restless find their dreams
Inside of you, this king has found his queen
Inside of you, all the stars unfold
I've crossed me heart and I've crossed the world
And I need you here and I need to be
Inside of you

Inside of you
Bay blue
So say it's you
To thoughts untrue
Who I woo
It's you I woo

Through and through
And through and through
There's so much more than just a screw
Inside of you

And I was blizzard blind
Felt like I've lost me mind
But you've treated me so kind
I don't know what to do.  

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Seorang pesakit mental cuba membunuh dirinya dengan terjun ke dalam sebuah sungai tetapi berjaya diselamatkan oleh seorang pesakit mental yang lain pula. Tidak lama kemudian pesakit yang menyelamatkan temannya itu dipanggil oleh doktor yang merawat mereka.

Doktor: "Hari ini saya ada dua berita baik utk awak. Satu berita baik, dan 1 lagi berita buruk."
Pesakit mental: "Apa dia doktor?"
Doktor: "Pertama sekali,tahniah kerana awak dah menunjukkan tanda-tanda hampir sembuh daripada penyakit awak kerana awak telah meyelamatkan seorang pesakit yang cuba membunuh diri semalam. Berita buruk pula, pesakit yang awak selamatkan itu didapati telah menggantung dirinya selepas awak selamatkan semalam. Malang sungguh."
Pesakit mental: "Oh! begitu rupanya. Sebenarnya saya yang menggantungnya supaya dia kering dengan cepat..hee.."
Doktor: "?????"
biggrin  

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Seorang pegawai trafik duduk di simpang jalan menangkap pemandu yang memecut melebihi had laju. TIba-tiba ternampak sebuah kereta yang dipandu tersangat perlahan dianggarkan hanya dipandu 22 batu sejam sahaja. Maka Polis trafik pun berfikir, "Tak boleh jadik niee.. lambat dari kura-kura.. sangat bahaya bagi pemandu yang lain.."

Polis trafik pun menahan dan memeriksa kereta itu dan didapati terdapat 5 orang wanita. Dua wanita di depan dan tiga duduk di belakang. Mata kesemuanya terbeliak dan mengigil ketakutan yang amat sangat dengan muka pucat macam mayat. Pemandu wanita sangat hairan dan bertanya,

"Apa kesalahan saya tuan? saya tidak melebihi had laju.. kenapa ditahan?"

"Makcik" polis trafik menjelaskan, "Makcik bukan melebihi had laju, tapi memandu lambat daripada had laju jugak boleh menyebabkan kemalangan kepada kereta yang lain.."

"Lambat dari had laju?" wanita itu merasa hairan.

"Tuan, saya mengikut dengan tepat kelajuan yang tercatat di papan tanda 'JALAN AMPANG 22'!" bantah wanita itu dengan marah. Polis trafik itu tersenyum sindir dan menjelaskan maksud 'JALAN AMPANG 22' adalah tanda nama jalan dan bukanya had laju. Dengan perasaan malu, wanita itu mengucapkan terima kasih atas penjelasan itu.

"Tapi sebelum makcik meneruskan perjalanan, saya ada satu pertanyaan. Adakah kesemua penumpang di kereta makcik semuanya sihat? Nampaknya makcik-makcik yang lain macam mengigil ketakutan dan muka pucat.." polis trafik itu bertanya kehairanan.

"Oh.. jangan bimbang, mereka semua akan bertenang semula selepas beberapa minit lagi. Kerana kami baru saja menuruni 'Jalan Bukit Bintang 309'."
biggrin LoL  

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Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan orang putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye. Tiba-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari bossnya:

Pemandu: "Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again." (maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya. Kata pemandu tersebut:

Pemandu: "Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste."
(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa)

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja, lusanya, bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya:

Boss: "Why didn't you come to work?"

Pemandu: "I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind." (maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)
hahahaha biggrin  

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Seorang petani bingung memikirkan ternakan ayamnya yang setiap hari lima enam ekor mati dilanggar kereta. Dia menghubungi balai polis terdekat meminta dipasang papan tanda.


Beberapa hari kemudian terpampanglah papan tanda yang berbunyi: PERLAHAN – TERNAKAN MELINTAS.


Tiga hari kemudian petani itu menghubungi ketua balai, papan tanda itu tidak berkesan. “Masih banyak ayam saya mati, pemandu tetap memandu laju”, katanya sambil meminta kebenaran memasang papan tanda sendiri. Ketua balai setuju.


Sejak itu petani tersebut tidak lagi membuat aduan. Ketua balai berfikir, apakah papan tanda yang ditulis sehingga pemandu di kawsan itu mengbah haluan. “Mungkin boleh diguna pakai di mana-mana”, bisiknya.


Terkejut ketua balai ketika meninjau kawasan itu apabila dia ternampak papan tanda bertulis: PERLAHAN – KAWASAN ORANG BERBOGEL....hehehehehe biggrin