The Corrupted Wish Game

[truly_viet]

granted but it has poison and you die.
i wish for more emoticons  

[XxIxXAmXxDinosaurxX]

Granted there are more Emo emoticons. Lol.

I wish I was in a tight band. cool  

[truly_viet]

granted but you are the dude that carries the bag. no vip pass either. no music for you hehe.
i wish for more emoticos that are NON EMO  

[Mirella Von Kier]

Granted, but they're ugly. O:>

I wish I could learn how to speak German. :3  

[CelestialChaos]

Granted, but some how you botch it and say "I am a jelly doughnut" on a worldwide television broadcast. =o


I wish April was longer.

heart  

[truly_viet]

but 1 april month is 365 days and it's not the end of the year
i wish for no yucky food  

[XxIxXAmXxDinosaurxX]

Granted but there is no food altogether.

I wish to be Napoleon Dynamite... LOL!  

[truly_viet]

granted but someone lights you up and throws it at all your loved ones and ones that loved you (very doubtful)
JOKES JOKES ABOUT THE BRACKETED BIT!!!!
i wish for the world to made of chocolates 'cept me and i wouldnt have cavaties or anything of the sort.  

[XxIxXAmXxDinosaurxX]

Granted but the chocolate has no sugar

I wish... For a bunny! And it can't be ugly.... Or killl me.... Or hurt me.... Or crap on the floor.... YAY!  

[truly_viet]

fine but the bunny doesn't crap on the floor. (great... only 11 and usuing these words) it craps on your head and in your mouth
i wish for no school and i don't become stupid  

[XxIxXAmXxDinosaurxX]

Granted but I must not be stupid either. twisted


I wish for a bunny that only craps in his cage!  

[truly_viet]

granted but you are somehow trapped in the cage with him and it craps on you
i wish for a good wish  

[XxIxXAmXxDinosaurxX]

Heres a cookie


I wish for a shooting star to wish from... Lol  

[truly_viet]

granted but your wish is to be blowing farts in your girlfriends/crush face every time she comes near
i wish for more demonic stuff that aint crap  

[XxIxXAmXxDinosaurxX]

Granted, It's s**t.


I wish I didn't have bad gas that made my blow farts in my crush's face.