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 Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:30 am
About that cableTV junk? Bible Tv only comes on cable.
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:50 pm
i am christian and proud to say i am. but this bull s**t is just hilarious!! hahahahahaha...*chokes and dies of laughter* they just described the whole world of teens! oh we are SOO doomed!
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:00 pm
Hahaha i acutally got this in an email a few years back and i showed it to my mother, she thought it was the funniest thing we've ever seen and told me to send them an email back telling them they were the most ******** up bastards on the face of the planet........and i did. it was beautiful.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:03 pm
that is the funniest thing i have ever heard.Did you know that in a small hick town they put people in the county jail or gave them tickets for dressingbeing goths.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:49 pm
nononononononononononononononon that is totally wrong i did not even read the whole thing i read about a few lines and already know what the heck its talking about. that is totally retarted i hate it it should be run over by a car burn in hell. and never return.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:54 pm
uhh.. i just read the whole thing and i have to say that who ever belives in this s**t is a total a** hole and should die burn in hell and never return in any spirituall or physicall form what so ever. i'm sorry but i believe it is total s**t.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:55 pm
--Toxic-Tea-- Hahaha i acutally got this in an email a few years back and i showed it to my mother, she thought it was the funniest thing we've ever seen and told me to send them an email back telling them they were the most ******** up bastards on the face of the planet........and i did. it was beautiful.
thats cool rofl
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:11 pm
they forgot intrest in black cats
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:14 pm
-Complains of boredom. --normal teen
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. --normal teen
-Is excessively awake during the night. --normal teen
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. normal teen!
-Spends large amounts of time alone. do i even have to say it anymore?
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) (if male is more likely masturbating....)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. spell it with me now, N-O-R-M-A-L!
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this. hehehe...i dunno about you but ive never even MET a nun
-Misbehaves at school. NORMAL (at least for me twisted )
-Misbehaves at home. normal (again, me)
-Eats excessively or too little. duh...
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
the only thing wose than this is if they said somthing like gothic-o's or cutter-bits
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
last time i checked church was on cable...
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
what? Im not even going to try on this one
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.......lamron!!!!! thats backwards masking for normal like on those satanic messages backwards on records, COME ON!
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
....satanic symbols? like what flipping the bird?
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. um...im strait, at least thats what my girlfriend says...
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, >>>>PHILOSOPHY<<<<, Paganism, Wicca,
>>>>Hinduism and ********??!?!? i dont know about hinduism but last time i checked Buddhism taught self-clensing and enlightenment, no offense but ive met some pretty stupid goths...also, when the HELL did philosophy become a ******** RELIGION?!?!?
apparently every teen is a goth..
im pissed off im gonna get my paintball gun and go jehovas whitness-hunting!
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:52 am
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Thats just wrong.
but I guess I better start praying before count chocula leads me to hell in his chocolatey carriage of doom. rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:38 am
i have a challange for those people, name ONE top selling video game that did not contain violence
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:55 am
I've seen stuff like this before. They're great for a laugh.
They can't even spell "counseling" and "insidious" right. I wonder how my Buddhist and Hindu friends would react to being called satanic. I don't like the light because I'm light sensitive; it says so on my medical file. And my parents encourage time alone. I'm a bellydancer, so no doubt they'd consider that "provocative." I don't show interest in their "wholesome activities" because I'm too busy in band. I don't sleep because every little noise wakes me up.
Let's see...how many of these are me?
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Claims to be a goth.
Yep, I'm insane. This is not news. rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:33 pm
whitefire phoenix uhh.. i just read the whole thing and i have to say that who ever belives in this s**t is a total a** hole and should die burn in hell and never return in any spirituall or physicall form what so ever. i'm sorry but i believe it is total s**t. 'Course bullshit! It's frikking hilarious, but it's bullshit. The first time I read it, it was funny, but now, i think it's kinda...insulting...but still funny...actually, i think they should get reincarnated into...a RABBIT! and from the sounds of it, they would be pretty pissed off that they didn't go to heaven... 3nodding sweatdrop whee
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:24 pm
eek
I knew that people were ignorant, but still... that just blows my mind. How can someone be as stupid as to judge someone by the cereal they eat!
I EAT CORNFLAKES WITH TOO MUCH SUGAR!!! FEAR ME!!!
So incredibly stupid....
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:08 pm
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
Most teenagers do most of these things, goth or not, regardless of religion. It's normal, common even!
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
The Pentacle is not satanic. It actually stands for protection as well as the 5 elements. I was pagan at one point, I learned these things. The pentacle is all too often confused with the pentagram.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Oh, come on. A little kid beleiving in magic is satanic? Please.
Vampires have nothing to do with Satan.
Death is natural, not Satanic.
And witchcraft is also not Satanic, it's about nature. I think.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
Cutting is an apparently addictive 'activity' and is growing in popularity, that releases anger or sadness. Not Satanic.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
I will only say, how could they leave out boo and franken berry?
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
It's called headbanging, come on.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
This is just wrong. Homo/Bisexuals cannot choose their own sexuality. It's actually been proven that they are born this way, it has something to do with part of the brain, but that does not mean they discover this immeadately. If god does not approve of other sexualities, then why does he create people with them?
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Pardon my language, But dangerous my a**! Paganism and Wicca are nature-based religions, that are completely against using 'magick' for harm. Buddhism...not dangerous. Thats all I know about it.
Sorry if this is long or angry, but I felt like making a few points.
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