Suggestive Lines (*snicker*)

[Kitsune-chi]

The Hug Patrol

Hehehe.
Spongebob is the gayest sponge ever.
He might even be the gayest sea creature ever. o.O
As he was the mother in the baby clam eppisode. >.>

And Prince of Tennis has a lot of suggestive lines.
Many to do with 'balls'.
So silly. >.<

"I'll bring the balls."

And not just balls in PoT, there's also...

"Entertain me with your Snake a little longer."

"It was touch-and-go there for a second!"

"Come on, it's not like you guys didn't go wild after that."

And then in my badly subbed DVD,

"The Golden Pair is one of our most important couples in Seigaku!"

I definitely think he meant doubles pairs... but it still made me snicker.  

[angelBmine]

Graceful crisis

The Black Poker Chip

This aint in a anime, but this must be called to attention!

I was trying to eat dinner and my little sister insisted on having spongebob squarepants on tv. so I let her, and during the episode where they adopt a baby clam, at the end the clam goes away and Patrick says "Lets have another" and I was like OMG! And before they were arguing about who got to be the mom and who got to be the dad! whee Child show gay sea creatures!

xd Spongebob is so gay ! I swear ! Almost every episode goes like that xd

lol thats so true.

also, i like the heimlich maneuver one...but i think in the 2nd to last panel the guy misquotes..but im not gonna be the one to fix it... sweatdrop  

[AngelTristan]

xd OK, I was playing Kingdom Hearts 2 and it was at the end...

Riku: There is one thing that's good about me...something you could never imitate
Sora: Really? What's that?
Riku: Having you for a friend.
Me: (in my head) Do it...Do it...Do it...Do it...Do it...Do it...Do it...  

[Ciceros_Cupcake_Republic]

Gotta love Sai and all his p***s comments

Naruto: you know that picture's nothing special
Sai: Hm, that's about right...just like your p***s

In the hotsprings:
Sai: so you do have one!
Naruto(yells): Don't go looking! And why are you always going on about penises anyway?

Of course there's others

Shikamaru: I don't really like women. They're so troublesome

And then there's this:



Of course I could go on and on and on about all the gay humor in Naruto...but that would take literally forever.  

[samet riamn]

Teal: Look at that's man's head!! I must rescue that huge c**k!!

Feather: O.o that's the biggest c**k I have ever seen.

Heh, yes, a priceless line in a Yaoi RP my friend and I are working on. I nearly died when I heard it. Gods, I love double entendres...and yaoi of course.

Edit: The guy actually had a very fat male fighting chicken [a c**k] on his head, and Teal rescues abussed fighting animals used in the underground gambling circuits in Boston.  

[Yofiel]

Someone's probably already mentioned this one, but in one of the episodes of Host Club (I'm pretty sure its 3 or 2...) where Haruhi asks who the "mother" and "father" are out of Tamaki and Kyouya... And Kyouya says something along the lines of "considering the position...probably me' XD I cant hear that without giggling  

[Dream of Existence]

Nana_Sora

this is from a fan fic I read a while back, I dont remember the names of the caracters though sweatdrop
*the guys are in another room while some ones ease dropping*
guy1: oh my gosh! it's so big!
guy2: *sounding proud of himself* I know
guy1: should it be that red though?
guy2: its nothing to worry about.
guy1: are you sure it will fit?
guy2: now that you mention it...... *sounds a little dissapointed*
guy1: you know, nothing ruins the moment like a bad fit.

it turned out that guy2 was showing guy1 a ring he got to propose to his girlfriend. xd talk about missleading!

That reminds me of Gauken Heaven! Even though it's considedred shounen-ai a series of episodes started out like that but they were also misleading!  

[Alchemist_Wrath]

Conrad: Your majesty, please dismount slowly...
(Yuri gets down and grabs his backside)
Yuri: Ow...
Conrad: I think I know what’s wrong. Your rear end hurts because this was your first time riding a horse.
Gunter: He hasn’t ridden before?

My friend and I laughed so much...

Yuri: Hey, yo, bony! Thanks for the lift yesterday...
Brittany: Did he just say boner?!
Me: O.O I think you’re right! *rewinds*

Umpire: Now keep your eye on the ball
Little Yuri: Ok!
(Pitcher swings the ball and little Yuri catches it)
Umpire: So did it scare ya?
Little Yuri: nuh uh
Umpire: That's great, you just learned to catch a ball thrown by a real pro.
Me: I wasn't afraid either, Brittany. I'd say I know how to catch it from a real pro now too.
Brittany: Dude, we're talking about baseball, right? sweatdrop

Some random person: Now listen, always catch it with the front of your body. Drop forward, even if you have to hunch over it.
Brittany: What are they talking about?! O.O
Me: Hell if I know! ^^ You never can tell anymore...

Gwendal: No one can ride my stallion!
Brittany: I can!
(later on at dinner)
Brittany: I’m going to ride Gwendal’s stallion!!
Me: Me too!!
Mom: Excuse me?  

[Synesthesiae]

I have one from FFVII: Dirge of Cerberus:

Nero (to his brother): "Let us become one!"

At the time I just thought, Incest ftw?

XD  

[Riosin]

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Get Backers, the anime at least had quite a few.

For example...

Kazuki: Sorry to keep you waiting.

High School Girl: What the- THAT'S JUST SOME GAY GUY!

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[jene-chan]

Rainmaria

I do too...and there's actually a lot of suggestive scenes in Naruto. I love finding suggestive scenes in non-yaoi stuff... =^^=

It to some people sounds dumb, but in all actuallity it is fun.....  

[MOD68]

my friend made up this joke.

-lights go out-
Guy2: AHH!
Guy 1: Hey could you get the flash light out of my front pocket?
Guy2: Yeah. -reaches for pocket- I think I got it but it's stuck.
Guy1: -blushes- that's not a flash light....

rofl  

[Genica Pussywillow]

[So...many...things..D:!*brain implodes*]

[I'll go with the most obvious ones I can think ofxD]
[in MGS2, when Snake first reveals it's him one of the first things he says is "This is Otacon, my...partner"]
['Tis so very gay, even my brother sees itXD]
[Any line between men in X]
[Any line in most things by Minekura]
[And, most lines in any Suiko game]  

[dirphenomenon]

Rio Ri

I'm curious about what lines you've heard in anime, manga or anything else that can be read as OH such more.

For example...

Me: *playing Kingdom Hearts II*
Sora: I care about her!
Sa︺ ...Show me then.
Mom: The potential child molester says what?
Me: *cracks up*

lol, that's really funny 3nodding xd  

[MEiCrOSoFt]

Not anime, but a conversation I had with my friend:

Me: Beefcakes make me feel all tingly inside... Okay that came out wrong!
Her: xDD
Me: xDD Not that I orgasm on the spot..!