Back in the 19th century, the Illuminati realised that their place in the world was under threat, times were changing in a way they could not predict and so they needed to establish a new powerbase to fall back upon if their monopoly on control of the world's pigeons ever failed. To this end, they invented shoes and changed all the history books so that we thought we' always worn shoes. Using mystical arts long-forgotten they also mind-controlled the planet into never questioning this.
Since then shoes have been worn in every single place on the planet where important events were happening. Have you ever seen anyone barefoot during elections? Wars? TV quiz shows (part of their mass-media indoctrination)?
You have not. Because they are the Illuminati, and they control your life. Fnord.
*ahem*
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