Corrupt the Wish Game

[Xarlu Lunete]

granted, but the person you love doesn't love you and kills you

i wish for a cookie... i'm hungry... redface  

[Storm Daughter]

Granted, you get a cookie from 1876. With rasins.

I wish to have exactly what I want all the time.  

[Xarlu Lunete]

Granted, but at one moment in time, you want something you don't really want and die from it.

I wish for a not old cookie. I'm still hungry. redface 4laugh rofl  

[Death-Apocalypse Horseman]

Granted but the cookie is all moldy and nasty
I wish for a heart so i can feel again  

[Xarlu Lunete]

Granted, but your new heart has clogged arteries and you die from having a heart attack.
I wish my kitty would stop trying to attack me...  

[Rayvnn Fever]

The Goddess's of Irony have granted your heartfelt wish. You're cat will never attack you again, seeing as your mother ran over it this morning. She replaced it with a new cat, however this cat will now attack you in your previous cat's place.

I wish that sleep wasn't a necessity.

 

[Unholy Omen]

Granted, but now your afraid of the dark twisted

I wish to be immortal  

[Rayvnn Fever]

The Goddess's of Irony grant your wish and you have become Immortal. However your idea of immortal and their idea of immortal seem to have been entirely different. A portrait of your face used as a character in a tween novella is praised and immortalized by 13 year old girls everywhere. While your corpse rots in the middle of the ocean.

I wish I had more coffee.

 

[Unholy Omen]

Granted, but the coffee is poisoned and you now you're dead twisted

I wish to become more powerful  

[Xarlu Lunete]

Granted, but now you have one ultimate weak spot and someone kills you with it.

I meh tummy would stop hurting... crying  

[Unholy Omen]

granted, but now your heart is hurting instead and then you had a heart attack and died twisted

i wish... I WISH!!! nothing, someone is going to destroy my wish anyway...  

[Xarlu Lunete]

dude, you just ruined the game!!!  

[Unholy Omen]

i wish that this game won't be ruined...  

[Xarlu Lunete]

Granted but you already ruined it!!!

I wish for a kitty  

[Lilith-Moonblood]

Your wish I did grant and I purposely made eggrolls from the kitten and fed it to you while we ate Chinese food (Kat Foo Young leftovers anyone?).

I wish for a potion that I could use to turn my enemys into my own servants.