Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Twisted Maggot]

^Is obsessed with the name "Maurice"  

[Cryptic Wisdom]

^ is obsesed with the name "clamidea"
and v is going to be a jerk(tht one wasnt a lie) >.>  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^ Is very good at juggling with human brains and hand grenades.  

[trampyre]

eek

^ won the grand prize at the International Thumb Twiddling contest  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^ is i dating Willy Wonka behing her boyfriend's back  

[Twisted Maggot]

^Has a secret job as a garbage can... yes, a garbage can. xD  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

How did you know that?
^makes Jewellery out of human bones from the victims she killed.  

[trampyre]

^when she's not working as a professional Garbage Can, moonlights as a shrub at several posh hotel gardens to earn extra cash.  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^ Owns a little guillotine that she uses for undisclosed purposes.  

[Henneth Annun]

^builds flamethrowers and sells them on Ebay to small children in northern Alberta  

[Twisted Maggot]

^Helps advertise for the selling of flamethrowers in northern Alberta  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^Has already boaght a couple of those flamethrowers, even if she didn't live in Alberta.  

[Creta the Otaku]

^Only eats even numbered nuggets  

[Henneth Annun]

^believes that the sky is a giant blue plastic dome covering the earth  

[Creta the Otaku]

^Believes that when people say it rains cats and dogs they mean it literally.