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 Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:39 pm
No blonde jokes please?
<--- everyday drunkard
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:55 pm
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:07 pm
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:08 pm
Heh heh, good one Animaznboy lol !
-waiter-
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:21 pm
Never sneeze while leaning your head against a brick wall.
John Morrison Raymond, III
^just a funny quote i found
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:26 pm
Never fry bacon in the nude.
H. Peter Miner
"Being popular is like being in a crowded elevator: you are just a fart away from being hated."
braxton fart theory
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:31 pm
aesomeness! i got the 2000th post in here!
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:34 pm
signs of a good friend:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry b*****d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask,
because you are my friend.
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:38 pm
the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quicke-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
PS. Sure is hot down here.
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:43 pm
me go bye bye now.... may the forks be with you
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:33 am
*runs outside and presses his face on a window. Then starts making funny faces*
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:52 am
where do you guys get all these jokes from ?
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:13 am
www.nastyjokes.com xd
naww jp... dats not a real site... I tink... I jus googled it
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:25 am
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