What Item Would You Steal From The Avatar Above You [GAME]

[Dameon the -V-]

*snaps fingers and everything goes back to reality*
Girls, please....use your common sense not your imagination
*pulls out BFG from DUKE NUKEM*
Now this...this pwn's....
*fires towards reality*
It's not that fun anyway  

[Kentucky Fried Chocobo]

I don't like reality, in your imagination, you can have parts of reality an more creativity! <3  

[Dameon the -V-]

yeah but in reality you can experience things as, Love, Kisses, Sex, Hugs, Waking up to someone you love, Life.

(hopefully if you're married)  

[Kentucky Fried Chocobo]

Whatever you wrote was mostly about love. heart 3nodding ...Love pisses me off. ><[



Stupid Guild Captain, dragonist13, such b***h. Playing with that girl all acting lovey dovey...*mumbles some more*  

[Dameon the -V-]

Oh come now~

Guys are petty. Another one will come along. I promise you~

(Love can be a miraculous thing or it can be a total b***h (love is a feminine thing btw))  

[mufftigg]

So far all the guys that I've met have just wanted to get into my pants. evil

As a result I don't have much optimism about love. At least not for me. But I like to mix an element of romance into my stories.  

[Kentucky Fried Chocobo]

Guys are pretty? xd You make it sound like guys are gay.  

[Dameon the -V-]

unfortunately you are correct. Most guys think with their pants, not with their head

I apologize for any DBags that have tried to take advantage of any females in our guild~  

[mufftigg]

Eh, I can take care of myself. If you've read my post in the DronzeRants, the last guy that harassed me ended up in the ER, because I kicked a (metal) door shut on his head.  

[Kentucky Fried Chocobo]

@Dammie:
My male cousin just saw what you wrote, he was like screaming and saying "I'm not gay" over and over. Then he stareted yelling at me.

I told him to shut up but he won't.

Guys think with their pants...wow, that sounded awkward. What the hey are DBags anyways?  

[mufftigg]

I believe it is short for Douche Bags. I like to call them Turd bags, because they have about the same quality of pleasantness about them.  

[Dameon the -V-]

um....I am confused as to what you said XD


Someone wanna fill me in?  

[Kentucky Fried Chocobo]

I think that she means is that Douche bags and Turd Bags have the same meaning. So they have an equal quality of insultness.
*pokes teh wings* pokey time..  

[mufftigg]

I hope I don't get in trouble for being a bit on the explicit side here, but what I was saying was that in my opinion, a Douche bag is much like a bag of someone's feces. You don't want to be around either, do you?

The "same quality of pleasantness" was my attempt at sacarsm in here.  

[bardock083]

smashing cities best thing she has on