___ ways to annoy your band director

[RiverSprite]

When you het told to not talk to each other during rehersal start writing notes to each other on your arms, music, etc. and make it extremely obvious until he/she can bear it no more.  

[Celebmir89]

*Keep your trumpet mute in one of your friend's case so you have an excuse to get out of class to walk a block 1/2 to his car to get the mutes when he forgets them

*Attempt to chug a coke so you can use it as a mute when you forget yours.

(The first one really happened to me and my friend and the second one happened just to my friend today)  

[Furishikiru]

With a mouth full of food say his name. Then call him that for the rest of the year or give him a weird nickname.  

[[Lovely]]

We do these Polly Pocket movies were each member of the band is represented by a Polly Pocket. And we took this one guy we don't like and we set if Polly Pocket on fire and taped it for 30 minutes. XDD And we made one of our director going, "IT'S A WHOLE NOTE, YOU IDIOTS! CAN'T YOU SEE MY BATON! IT'S HUGE! IT'S LIKE A TREE! I PUT PINK NEON LIGHTS ON IT! ARE YOU BLIND?!" And my friend, who is in love with her oboe was like, "I'm too good for this band. Come, Oboelina, we march!" And we have these dramas with the Polly Pockets.  

[CorinneAnidemi]

Have all the lower instruments (and alto sax, because they can't help it) play really loud and obnoxiously, because the flutes can't do anything about it.

Teach yourself the song that never ends, or something equally annoying, and play it loudly during warmups. Stay after class for a couple minutes and do the same.

At a concert, loudly ask "SO WHAT SONGS ARE WE DOING AGAIN?"  

[smfreak27]

froggyfluf

call him up at 3 in the morning to say hi.

but my band directors up at 3 in the morning stare (hes a little bit on the weird side)  

[smfreak27]

any way sry bout me reanting but a real way to anoy them is to play before class like when everyone is still getiing there instruments together that really gets my teacher..  

[KiahWMConnie]

Create gangsta moves, break dances, hip-hop moves, ect. to the songs you play.  

[KiahWMConnie]

KiahWMConnie

Create gangsta moves, break dances, hip-hop moves, ect. to the songs you play.

Oh, ya! and be sure to inclue the moon walk, the pelvic thrust, and the robot!  

[Drops on Existance]

When he comes over to talk to a you and your friends, tell him he's a dominatrix. Lunches are fun with my band posse... the sub'll never recover from that one, nor will we. Funny thing is, we were actually talking about dominatrixes and how everyone could picture me as one xd  

[lyssiah]

I annoyed my director by existing, when failing that I annoyed his assistant.
(Speaking as a horn player, we always get away with things because they ignore us!) Sit indian style while playing and never put your hand in the bell. Also if your not sure of fingerings, make them up as you go!
Two weeks later, inform them of your bad posture and lack of tuning... They are so frustrated becuase they can't yell at you for being ignored! 3nodding
The sad thing is that my directors never noticed our "improvised" fingerings. My college director got a real kick out of the story though! blaugh  

[trombone chica]

Make your instruments have sex. xd My trombone and the tuba player's tuba are always getting it on in the back. Lol...  

[KiahWMConnie]

For trombone players: when you go to 6th or 7th position, always "accidentaly" throw your slide off the end. I've done it before. ^_^  

[KiahWMConnie]

There's a part in Shrek 2 where about 14 trumpets are playing and when they're done, this one guy starts playing Hawaii 5-0. One of our trumpets did this one year.  

[Luftblasen]

Play chicken. After the cutoff, everyone keeps playing until they're too terrified of the director killing them to play anymore. The last one left playing wins. This is only fun if the band director has instilled a fear of god into you and then managed to convince you all that they ARE god. XD