| Do you know you are gothic? |
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 Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:42 pm
you know your goth when,
you do up your corset, and relized you cant bend down to tie your boots
Your Hair costs almost as much as a car payment
Your outfit costs more then the rent
Theres a hole in the ozone layer, right about your house and it all has to do with how much hair spray you use
When the lint trap in your dryer is broken, everybody knows it
Your all black cat, has a surpizing amout of white fur
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:26 am
Vampress_raven DR490N 1) as a real vampire i find half those to be offensive . Vampires are cute and cuddly, vampiric boy/girl friends are great (something you really should try, i will happily explain in PMs) and wishing to be a vampire is a delusion of non vampiric understanding. As a real vampire, i can see this and laugh in pity twisted .....your children only want to wear black. ..... Your neighbours look shocked to see you out in sunlight. i get that one sweatdrop my friends are occasionazlly shocked too hehe...
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:21 am
...You start shitting bats
...Stephen King isn't scary enough for you anymore
...Stalking is just a natrual pass time
...You ARE the wrong kind of people
[[and I have to agree with the day light thing,, or the sometimes wearing colorful clothing]]
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:51 pm
--when your parents repeat it's just a stage over and over again--
--when your grandmother is afraid to look you in the eye--
--When you go to the mall and your friends always know to find you at hot topic--
--when sunlight makes you depressed--
--When all of your sunglasses are completely black--
--when halloween decorations stay in your room all year--
--when your neighbors ignore you and only talk to your parents--
--when ur neighbors are too scared to call the police becuz ur playing ur music REALLY loud--
--When you can scare your best friend--
--When you fantasize throwing sharp objects at the class "prep"--
--When you realize living forever would really suck--
--When you become depressed from hearing the word love--
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:33 am
[((Velociraptor))] --when your parents repeat it's just a stage over and over again--
--when your grandmother is afraid to look you in the eye--
--When you go to the mall and your friends always know to find you at hot topic--
--when sunlight makes you depressed--
--When all of your sunglasses are completely black--
--when halloween decorations stay in your room all year--
--when your neighbors ignore you and only talk to your parents--
--when ur neighbors are too scared to call the police becuz ur playing ur music REALLY loud--
--When you can scare your best friend--
--When you fantasize throwing sharp objects at the class "prep"--
--When you realize living forever would really suck--
--When you become depressed from hearing the word love--
- When you have an epileptic fit and people think you're dancing.
- When you insist that the development of +300 sunscreen in the most important research a scientist can do.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:13 am
--When your parents think you are a threat to society
xd
--When you start to talk to yourself about the shows that are on TV
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:23 am
And....
--when you have been kicked out of Wal-Mart for 'stalking' families rofl
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:55 pm
...When a kid walks up to you and starts a conversation about how shiny the metal things on your pants are, and then when their mom realizes that their kid is talking to you, they grab the kid and start walkign away and telling the kid that people like you are bad people. but the kid was just curious.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:20 am
Raven Belmont --When your parents think you are a threat to society xd --When you start to talk to yourself about the shows that are on TV i got all those ones, and the wal mart one too...ahaha.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:44 am
lurichan Koneko_DarkLight Countess_Nikora ...Your combat boots cost more than it takes to feed a third world child for two years... ...The shade of powder you wear is called "Sheet Of Paper."... ...you see the statement "nice boots..." as a pickup line (long story)... ...You could easily blow $500 in a Halloween store... ...You could spend all $500 on just make up... ...You go to Denny's at 5 in the morning and think, "These are my people."... ...You know what a Malkavian is... ...You know what a Malkavian is because you've been there, done that... ...You refer to your age in mortal years... ...Other than Malkavian you also know what Brujah, Gangrel, Nosferatu, Toreador, Tremere, and Ventrue are. ninja When you know what Cappadocians, Salubri, and Daughters of Cacophony are. (thought that might be more of being a gamer than a goth by that point ^^*) When after reading all of this you are still bugged by the fact that the most important of all clans has been left out the Ravnos who are far and away superior to the Gangrel just for the record. Additionally you know what an Antidiluvian is and have gotten involved in raging verbal wars with someone over the many ways the Sabbat is Superior to the Camarilla. You might also be Goth if you clapped your hands and squealed when you saw these refrences because everyoen knows that the clans are all that matters in life. *guilty*
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:56 pm
spooky_sez [((Velociraptor))] --when your parents repeat it's just a stage over and over again--
--when your grandmother is afraid to look you in the eye--
--When you go to the mall and your friends always know to find you at hot topic--
--when sunlight makes you depressed--
--When all of your sunglasses are completely black--
--when halloween decorations stay in your room all year--
--when your neighbors ignore you and only talk to your parents--
--when ur neighbors are too scared to call the police becuz ur playing ur music REALLY loud--
--When you can scare your best friend--
--When you fantasize throwing sharp objects at the class "prep"--
--When you realize living forever would really suck--
--When you become depressed from hearing the word love--
- When you have an epileptic fit and people think you're dancing.
- When you insist that the development of +300 sunscreen in the most important research a scientist can do. o.0 sorry sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:58 pm
...when people talk about you
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:33 pm
[((Velociraptor))] spooky_sez [((Velociraptor))] --when your parents repeat it's just a stage over and over again--
--when your grandmother is afraid to look you in the eye--
--When you go to the mall and your friends always know to find you at hot topic--
--when sunlight makes you depressed--
--When all of your sunglasses are completely black--
--when halloween decorations stay in your room all year--
--when your neighbors ignore you and only talk to your parents--
--when ur neighbors are too scared to call the police becuz ur playing ur music REALLY loud--
--When you can scare your best friend--
--When you fantasize throwing sharp objects at the class "prep"--
--When you realize living forever would really suck--
--When you become depressed from hearing the word love--
- When you have an epileptic fit and people think you're dancing.
- When you insist that the development of +300 sunscreen in the most important research a scientist can do. o.0 sorry sweatdrop
This thread is supposed to make us laugh about ourselves!
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:45 pm
Just to reiterate- this is a joke thread where we make fun of ourselves.
Comments like "You know you're goth when you have scars on your wrists" and the like are not only inappropriate for this community, but inaccurate as a part of the Gothic culture.
That having been said.....
- when your name has been legally changed to Morticia Cave de Bat.
- when you sympathise with the spiders in Eight Legged Freaks.
- when you claim to be Anne Rice reincarnate.
- when eyeliner is part of your Post-War Survival Kit.
- when Edgar Alan Poe and you are 'soul mates.'
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:59 pm
Dr_lecter1988 ...When a kid walks up to you and starts a conversation about how shiny the metal things on your pants are, and then when their mom realizes that their kid is talking to you, they grab the kid and start walkign away and telling the kid that people like you are bad people. but the kid was just curious. I am so complete and utterly guility of that exclaim
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